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  • South Park mercilessly mocks Lizzo in 'the end of obesity' episode centered around celeb-favorite Ozempic

    05/25/2024 8:29:25 PM PDT · by Morgana · 18 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | may 25, 2024 | Justin Enriquez
    South Park has taken aim at Lizzo as the animated series unrelentingly mocked Lizzo in an episode centered around celebrity use of Ozempic. The newly released episode is titled 'the end of obesity' and was released this week just as it was revealed what weight loss drug Scott Disick is on. The 36-year-old singer - born Melissa Viviane Jefferson - was lampooned on the long running mature animated series. In the special episode, fan favorite Eric Cartman - whose comedy comes from his size - goes to the doctor's office in hopes of scoring Ozempic amid the weight-loss craze. However,...
  • Exhibit at Arizona State: "George Floyd died for us, each and every last one of us ... God chose him.”

    05/25/2024 4:01:42 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 46 replies
    Not the Bee ^ | 23/5/24 | Joel Abbott
    It's a religion. Always was. X link. "“George Floyd died for each and every one of us. He was God’s chosen vessel.” Things get weird at ASU as they unveil an exhibit in Floyd’s memory." Oh Praise Thee, Most Holy Floyd, Patron Saint of Fentanyl! X links. ..... As it is written in the Holy Book of Floyd: "He was knelt on for our transgressions, he was handcuffed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his overdose we are healed."
  • Democrats Promise There's No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally

    05/25/2024 12:09:15 PM PDT · by george76 · 15 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 24, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, DC — Democrats assured the American people this week there's no way people who entered the country illegally would ever engage in other illegal activities like, say, voting. "Nope, these guys are just ‘one and done' law-breakers," Representative Jamaal Bowman told the press. "There's no way they'd ever try to do anything else illegal like voting in an election. And anyway, our elections are air-tight. There's absolutely no way to vote illegally, except for the 30 ways I can think of right now off the top of my head…" Democrats have railed against Republicans in recent weeks after prominent...
  • How English Sounds To Foreigners (this guy is hilarious!)

    05/24/2024 8:57:07 PM PDT · by Drew68 · 22 replies
    Have you ever made fun of a Chinese accent by going "Ching chong ching!" Or an Arabic accent going "Durka Durka Mohammed jihad!" Well, this is what it sounds like when they do the same! Some funny replies: "I can understand him better than Biden!" "This guy just sold me a Ford F150!"
  • Black Americans Now Making Videos Showcasing How Insane & Racist Democrats Are

    05/24/2024 8:34:07 AM PDT · by lowbridge · 22 replies
    Twitter ^ | May 24, 2024
    Black Americans Now Making Videos Showcasing How Insane & Racist Democrats Are This is in response to Democrat Governor of New York, Kathy Hochul: “Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don’t even know what the word ‘computer’ is”
  • Today's Toons 5/24/24

    05/24/2024 1:19:54 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/24/24 | pookie18
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  • The Ghetto Congresswoman BLOCKED me for impersonating her. Who Wore it Better ?

    05/23/2024 7:26:10 PM PDT · by Morgana · 6 replies
    Terrence K Williams ^ | May 23, 2024 | Terrence K Williams
    Jasmine Crockett blocks Terrence K. Williams for this...
  • Baby Opossum Scurries Through LAX, Captured by Animal Control

    05/23/2024 2:56:29 PM PDT · by DallasBiff · 13 replies
    TMZ ^ | 5/23/24 | TMZ
    This opossum had a big day at LAX! The little critter didn't quite make his way through TSA though, eventually getting nabbed by animal control. All's well that ends well, however ... we were told he would be released in a local park!
  • One of the most unusual heists in America seems to be unfolding at Taco Bell

    05/23/2024 10:28:25 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 21 replies
    SFGate ^ | 22 May 2024 | Ariana Bindman
    The strange saga of the Taco Bell art heist. It all began in 2015 in Westlake, Ohio, when a burglar ran off with one of his pieces and disappeared, stumping local police Though Taco Bell purchased the originals for their corporate offices in 2003, he explained, the prints have scattered like seeds in the underground art market, where they’re now listed for sale for as much as $10,000 apiece. Unsurprisingly, it seems like employees are in on it.
  • Weird: Soros-Funded D.A. Declines To Prosecute Soros-Funded Campus Protesters

    05/23/2024 10:26:41 AM PDT · by george76 · 6 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 22, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    NEW YORK, NY — In what analysts have labeled a shocking turn of events, a district attorney whose career had been funded by global powerbroker George Soros declined to prosecute a group of violent university campus protesters who had also been funded by global powerbroker George Soros. The surprising development came unexpectedly following college campus protests in various places across the country, with district attorneys strangely choosing to not prosecute lawbreakers who had been financed by the same person who had put the district attorneys themselves in office. "I have chosen to not pursue charges," said New York District Attorney...
  • A strong message to the US government from Gen Z. Musical video—1 min

    05/23/2024 7:38:04 AM PDT · by Phoenix8 · 20 replies
    X ^ | May 2024 | Unknown
    A strong message to the US Government from Gen Z. This will leave you quivering in fear.
  • Today's Toons 5/23/24

    05/23/2024 3:51:05 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/23/24 | pookie18
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  • Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur

    05/22/2024 9:14:52 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 26 replies
    B100 Radio ^ | 22 May 2024 | Sarah Stringer
    An Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur Lobster-Like Flavor Sensation: Believe it or not, the 17-year old virgin cicadas bring a flavor reminiscent of succulent lobster to this insanely delicious concoction. It's a taste you won't find anywhere else, and it's only available once every 17 years! I don't think it's possible to make Malört any worse so I can get behind this idea. Cicadas have a nutty flavor and according to the brewery, they bring a lobster-like flavor to the Malört. Read More: An Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur | https://b100quadcities.com/an-illinois-brewery-really-made-a-cicada-infused-liqueur/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral Don't eat cicadas if you're...
  • She fails the virtue signaling test.

    05/22/2024 5:55:15 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 16 replies
    She is charged with failure to virtue signal correctly. "From the mountains to the sea, Palestine will be free!"............Wait, what????................... VIDEO AT LINK.......................
  • Today's Toons 5/22/24

    05/22/2024 1:23:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/22/24 | pookie18
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  • LAUGH-IN Season 1, Ep 4 Goldie Hawn, Cher, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In

    05/21/2024 1:43:47 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 19 replies
    Crackle ^ | Rowan & Martin
    Sketches include Introduction of Goldie Hawn, Cher as Pocahontas, Cocktail Party, Tim and Cher's mountie duet, Laugh-In does Shakespeare, Salute to censorship, Tim in Olympic athlete blackouts, and the famous Joke Wall. Season 1, Episode 4, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In - The original rapid fire sketch comedy show. Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving sketch comedy series.
  • Biden's newest gaffe had some rhythm so I set it to music with a few of his greatest hits

    05/21/2024 12:38:43 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 5 replies
    Not The Bee ^ | May 21, 2024 | Staff
    Biden is out here giving me gems like this: "After I signed the packandelempackatlackact into law" - Joe Biden What???? I decided to set it to music, and while someone could totally do better, I think it slaps! VIDEO AT LINK........................ Keep the greatest hits coming, Mr. President! VIDEO AT LINK................
  • Today's Toons 5/21/24

    05/21/2024 3:40:44 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/21/24 | pookie18
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  • What’s the Best Quick Lasagna Hack, According to the ‘Garfield’ Cookbook?

    05/20/2024 9:05:26 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 38 replies
    Eater ^ | May 20, 2024 | Bettina Makalintal
    We tested three recipes from Garfield... Recipes with Cattitude! to find outGarfieldGarfield famously loves lasagna — so much so that Garfield... Recipes with Cattitude!, a 2013 Gooseberry Patch cookbook devotes a chapter to recipes for just lasagna, pasta, and pizza. Looking past the fact that cats don’t really eat lasagna, this is the thing that’s never added up: Lasagna is also famously a lot of work — I would know, since I recently put myself through the paces testing internet-famous lasagna recipes — and Garfield’s human owner Jon, longtime bachelor that he is, isn’t known for being a terribly good...
  • Draw Mohammad Day

    05/20/2024 11:19:54 AM PDT · by Nateman · 47 replies
    Free Republic ^ | may 20 , 2024 | nateman
    Today is a special day ! Not just because some Iranian leaders have now joined Mohammad in Hell today. On May 20th , 2010 the first Draw Mohammad Day went viral . In dishonor of this evil Pedo Profit , founder of the worst religion in the world, let the mocking begin!The original sign said "Death to those who insult Islam". With any luck some wack a doodle muzzy will see these guys and not knowing any better will serve up some instant karma to these fellows. Speaking of Prophets , this was made before the slaughter of little girls...