Posted on 07/15/2022 1:27:49 PM PDT by algore
I’ve witnessed this first hand. A friend of mine and myself hosted a Spring Break party across two adjacent hotel rooms in Daytona Beach. We were on the 11th floor. Midway through the party, someone walked up to me and said: “Tommy just fell off the balcony.” His tone was very calm like it was no big deal.
I said: “What??? We’re on the eleventh floor! And who the hell is Tommy???”
We ran to the balcony and looked over to see Tommy laying in the bushes below. Apparently, this nitwit had been jumping between the balconies and missed. He didn’t die — believe it or not — but he was messed up.
It was just some dude who crashed our party and was acting like an idiot. We had to shut the party down and spend the rest of the evening getting interviewed by the cops.
You can’t stop stupidity…
speed doesn’t kill...
the sudden stop does...
An aspiring rapper-ett.
I hope the coroner measures her blood alcohol content.
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That might be hard to do considering the tattoo ink content. Not to mention the silicon content.
I can’t exactly tell, but I would argue those are before and after pictures.
Before boob job and after boob job.
Laz will determine guilt or innocence in this case.
Are you able to supply him with the necessary criteria?
I kind of agree with you about the pictures. That second picture is definitely 50 pounds heavier than the first picture.
And those boobs. Yowsa.
Or, before milkshake infusion - after milkshake infusion.
Guess why hotels don’t have a 13th floor.
I can’t recall ever being in a hotel that had a 13th floor.
Really bad luck for her!
Beat me by less than a minute!
RIP.
LOL!
“I don’t think those 2 pictures are of the same person...”
Not unless she gained 50 lbs between photos.
Pretty damned tragic.
So far so good she said as she passed the 3rd floor.
A drunk man falls out of a second story window and lands on the sidewalk. As he sits up, a bystander from across the street runs over to help.
“What happened,” asked the bystander.
“I don’t know. I just got here,” answered the drunk.
She falls 23 stories and lives for a week in the hospital?
Really classy looking dame there, huh?
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