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DUmmie FUnnies 04-28-09 (DUmmies join the "One Hundred Days" Obamamania!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 28, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 04/28/2009 7:19:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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I have got to award a special Kollective Kewpie Doll, though, to the posters on this THREAD, "I am sick of this 100 day grading thing already," for their recognizing that this "One Hundred Days" business is a media-created, artificial, arbitrary Unding.
1 posted on 04/28/2009 7:19:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


2 posted on 04/28/2009 7:20:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ibtp?


3 posted on 04/28/2009 7:20:29 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Who is EveningStar?)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


4 posted on 04/28/2009 7:20:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


5 posted on 04/28/2009 7:23:38 PM PDT by Gabz
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To: GQuagmire

I’m thinkin’.....”In before toilet paper.” ;-)


6 posted on 04/28/2009 7:24:14 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

7 posted on 04/28/2009 7:26:09 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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She always looks like she stepped out of a Nordstrom catalog.

[Or a Black Lagoon.]


8 posted on 04/28/2009 7:27:03 PM PDT by stlnative
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[Or a Black Lagoon.]

She's not very attractive, and she lumbers, like Caroline Kennedy.

9 posted on 04/28/2009 7:31:12 PM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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100 days, and already, my household with an income of under 40k has experienced a yearly raise in our federal taxes of $2,304.00. Assuming that the wine tax goes into effect, probably can up that to an even $2,500 a year. Add on the lovely tax increases from the state, as well as the quashing of child tax credits, and our tax burden has grown to over $3,000 this year.

Add on property taxes, and our tax burden skyrockets to $6480. Car registration increases raise it another $900 to over seven thousand dollars. Social security taxes of $3,200 bring it well over ten grand, and adding in all the other slop, our overall tax burden this year will be $12,310.

Nearly a third of our income is going to taxes - but that's ok, I'm expecting a HUGE check from Obama, because he'll absolutely keep his promise not to raise taxes on families who earn less than $250,000, so we should be getting a check for a cool $210,000 to make up for it...

10 posted on 04/28/2009 7:31:13 PM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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Glamour. That's the word for Michelle.

Glommer. That's the word for a DUmmie

11 posted on 04/28/2009 7:38:44 PM PDT by mikrofon ('Bammer Glamour)
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I’m expecting a HUGE check from Obama................ Mine is coming in May. $250.00 Whoooohooo. Lucky I don’t smoke.


12 posted on 04/28/2009 7:42:34 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (tagline under renovation, will return soon.)
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“Just looked like she stepped out of a Nordstrums catalog”, yea if it was printed by Woolworth’s Five and Dime.
I am sick already of the 100 days, if someone would tell me what King Barry has done (not counting the driving down the US into a third world country status).
You can’t count the swine flu.


13 posted on 04/28/2009 7:42:34 PM PDT by svcw (There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who know binary and those who don't.)
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LOL!!

Celebrating the diversity of the first 100 days of the Obama administration.


14 posted on 04/28/2009 8:00:03 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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Top Twenty, woot! :-)


15 posted on 04/28/2009 8:08:31 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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Even an IMAGE of Obamassiah is enough to counteract Global Warming! This photo was taken in Fort Lauderdale yesterday:


16 posted on 04/28/2009 8:12:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Sasha, don't let Uncle Joe scare you! Those things on his head are kind of like Mommy's hair extensions."

17 posted on 04/28/2009 8:16:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

Empty chair, empty suit.


18 posted on 04/28/2009 8:18:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Who's your daddy? . . . Well, come to think of it, sometimes that's a tough question. . . ."


19 posted on 04/28/2009 8:21:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Guess what? I'm going to take a little white boy's eggs and give them to you!"


20 posted on 04/28/2009 8:23:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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