DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-10 (Pretend Pundit Pied Piper Pitt: "Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 20, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I've done a bunch of DUFUing the past few days in part because I won't have too much time for the rest of the month. A skeptical Ken Norton took my advice on couponing and now he has become a convert. As a result he drove down from Georgia to join me as we both combine forces to do some SUPER couponing for the next few weeks. Some amazing deals out there that I WON'T be talking about (investigate on the Web for yourselves).

However the good news is that as a result of last night's election, there is plenty of DUFU material out there for Charles to work with.

[techcor]

IBTP. In before the ping. First time this year!

[Poser]

IB4TP!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Larry Lucido]

5?

[Charles Henrickson]

(BUT THE VOTES ALL WENT BROWN IN) MASSACHUSETTS
Tune: "Massachusetts" Original
Sung by the Bee Ohs

Feel we've got a lock in Massachusetts
Since it's Teddy's seat, it must go blue
But the votes all went Brown in Massachusetts
They say we lost--I can't believe it's true

Tried to run and hide with Marsha Coakley
Thought there's not a thing she had to do
But the votes all went Brown in Massachusetts
They brought me down and now I'm black and blue

Talk about the loss in Massachusetts
Speak about how freakish it must be
But the votes all went Brown in Massachusetts
And massive losses come this fall I can see

I will remember Massachusetts . . .

[Petronski]

I was wrong.

[Bank it.]

Classic.

[Incorrigible]

Top Ten Fraudenshade!

[bcsco]

From his "Live Bloggng" page: "The polls in Massachusetts have been open for two hours, but it looks as if the flakes have been coming down for longer than that.

[And written by the Big Flake himself...]

[HerrBlucher]

I will not be watching any pundits for several weeks if she doesn't win, because the gloat factor will be intolerable!

Relax, there will be no gloating, go ahead and watch the pundits. Oh, and just to show our good will we have teed up a nice juicy football for you to kick way far and through the goal posts.

[Grunthor]

This has GOT to be the funniest DUFU ever posted. Almost laughed as hard as when Kurt Warner got blasted after throwing a pick in that Saints game.

[Charles Henrickson]

There is nothing that William Rivers Pitt loves more than putting on his Pretend Pundit cap and prognosticate as some sort of political insider for the DUmmies.

Useless Pundidiot Pitt.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 20!

I’m sure that she’ll still be declared the winner in 8 business hours.

[Charles Henrickson]

Will inevitably ends up with egg on his face.

The yolk's on him.

[Cinnamontea]

Yes. Will has been on the ground of Bukowski's floor.

Good one!

[jennyjenny]

I think the BeeGees, I Started A Joke would also be appropriate here.

[Charles Henrickson]

Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday.

Marsha who?

[cripplecreek]

so this time is akin to the ionization blackout that happens when returning spacecraft hit the atmosphere.

The man is a freakin prophet I tell ya, a prophet. LOL

[GQuagmire]

Her concession speech was priceless. Not for what she said, but to see Kerry, Fast Eddie Markey, and Mini-me Obama Deval Patrick standing behind her. Like a poster to the MA FR message board said,”Oh look, the unenployment line.”

[BattleHymn]

Top 20! I saw the Dummies tearing into Pittstain last night about his “bank it” comment, and had a feeling this one would make the Funnies!