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DUmmie FUnnies 01-20-10 (Pretend Pundit Pied Piper Pitt: "Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday")
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| January 20, 2010
| William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 01/20/2010 6:59:09 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
There is zero enthusiasm in here. . . . ZERO POSSUMUS.
To: PJ-Comix
8:18 p.m. EST: Just spoke to a campaign worker who seemed to be looking for a noose. BREAKING NOOSE. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
This room is about half full. . . . Some would say it's half empty.
To: NoGrayZone
Yes, that one made me chortle a little bit.
I think even some DUmmies are getting tired of Pitt's never-correct predictions.
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posted on
01/20/2010 8:58:45 AM PST
by
CT-Freeper
(Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
To: PJ-Comix
everyone of age appears to be drinking heavily. Pitt is careful to stay away from the ones who are under age. (Ritter happens.)
To: PJ-Comix
This is not a victory party here. It's a funeral. Marsha Croakley, RIP.
To: PJ-Comix
9:20 p.m. EST: The old bromides about large turnout being helpful to Democrats do not seem to be applying here. Pass the Bromo-Seltzer.
To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns
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posted on
01/20/2010 9:08:55 AM PST
by
mikrofon
("See what Brown can do for you!")
To: Charles Henrickson
It's not a grand statement on anything other than the vagaries of local politics William Pitt, the vagrant of MA politics...
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posted on
01/20/2010 9:14:51 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(It's a wrap for Brown, and in a brown wrapper for WRP)
To: PJ-Comix
9:30 p.m. EST: It's over. . . . Ted Kennedy's seat just flipped to the other side of the aisle, Obama's health care reform just hit the reef, and Martha Coakley just became a first ballot entrant into the How-Did-You-Lose-This-Race Hall of Fame. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! POP THE CHAMPAGNE!!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!
To: PJ-Comix
I'm right more often than wrong, but am wrong enough to make me a shaky bet It's a sure bet he'll be shaky after a night at Boozkowski's...
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posted on
01/20/2010 9:18:36 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(It's a wrap for Brown, and in a brown wrapper for WRP)
To: PJ-Comix
I still beeeelllleeeeeeeeve!
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posted on
01/20/2010 9:20:25 AM PST
by
CSM
(The only reason a conservative should reach across the aisle is to slap a little sense into a lib!)
To: Charles Henrickson
You’re killing me! My co-workers think I am nuts.
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posted on
01/20/2010 9:26:17 AM PST
by
CSM
(The only reason a conservative should reach across the aisle is to slap a little sense into a lib!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Consider the lilies of the failed, how they grow.No, it'd be more like this:
Consider the lilies of the failed; they toil not, neither do they win...
It's more Biblical this way!
To: PJ-Comix
This is a room full of doom, and I need a smoke. Marxist Smokely:
To: PJ-Comix
I was wrong.
SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"
Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.
Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.
Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.
Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!
Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!
To: PJ-Comix
Martha Coakley will win on Tuesday. The Day When Everything Finally Changed.
To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
I can't even think straight right now. Is that you, benburch?
To: PJ-Comix
8:02 p.m. EST: I'm in the room, availing myself of the free food. . . . Banquet.
To: Charles Henrickson
Pitts really needs to get some sun on those legs, he looks like Casper the Ghost.
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posted on
01/20/2010 10:08:17 AM PST
by
Ballygrl
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