The 10 Cars With the Most Obnoxious Drivers

Doug Ross @ Journal ^ | 1-22-2012 | Doug Ross

[Hardraade]

Smartcar with a mounted M2. Wonder if that would tip over?

[Smokin' Joe]

There was a “smart” car with a Gadsden sticker on it...

Probably exhorting you to not step on it...

[Lucky9teen]

1. Any vehicle with an Obama bumpersticker on it.
No matter how evil a glare you throw at one of these drones, they keep their gaze fixed straight into the distance. Leaning forward, as it were. It's almost as if they're mesmerized by the visions of a Utopian society, that which never was and never could be. It's true; they're exceedingly stupid. They believe in the mirage of Statism; the bill of goods sold to them by the Charlatan-In-Chief that translates not to a Utopia, but to a Dystopian nightmare, the endgame for all collectivist societies. In a sane society, these people would be required to read Ameritopia before receiving a driver's license.

[WayneS]

First generation?

[Billthedrill]

One quibble on #9 - not enough stickers. Ricers know that you get 5 HP for each sticker, 10 if the sticker belongs to a piece of gear that doesn’t actually fit in that particular model.

[NativeSon]

... tend to have liberal bumper stickers...

Out my way that would be the Subaru. They also drive like j*rks, drive around with thier hi-beams on. I've noticed a strong correlation between 0bamby stickers and rude/poor driving.

[Misterioso]

I long ago recognized the Volvo driver as the stupidest on the road.

[Smokin' Joe]

Nope. The most obnoxious male drivers in these parts usually are in 3/4 ton or larger pickups (with or without a company logo), with out of state plates (usually Idaho or Texas).

The most obnoxious female drivers are usually bleach blondes in Escalades with cell phones in hand. The latter have both the "Cadillac mentality" and a degree of mental deficit enhanced by distraction.

[Steve_Seattle]

For years, I’ve noticed that Subarus tend to be driven by smug liberals - they typically have bumper stickers for liberal presidential candidates. And my liberal sister drives a Mini Cooper.

[clintonh8r]

I’ve been driving Range Rovers since 1986 and, yes, I’m the exception. (But frankly I don’t see that many soccer moms driving them, and I’m on the road a LOT).

[Steve_Seattle]

One of my biggest beefs is SUVs driving 10 miles below the speed limit. I think, “You paid for all that horsepower, so why don’t you use it?”

[Sigurdrifta]

Thank you./s

[Hardraade]

1980 turbo. So temperamental you’d probably call it psychotic. Caught on fire while running once :).

[cork]

Saab drivers. They have to rate somewhere near the top.

[Uncle Miltie]

[maddog55]

When I see an Obama Biden ticker on any car I get in front with my truck which has two bumper stickers (windshield high on the Prius / Smart car freaks) that says: Worst President ever and the OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.

Not mine but pretty close..

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

The Prius (or Peerus as I call it because it doesn’t deserve to be pronounced correctly) has one thing going for it. You can cut them off, out run them at lights and certainly out corner them. This is because there is nothing they can do about it.

Go ahead be a bully to a Peerus. They can’t call you racist because no self respecting black guy would be caught dead in one. They are the wimps on the block.

[6ppc]

I’ve always wondered...is the prick you see driving every BMW standard equipment or optional?

[The Cajun]

The most obnoxious male drivers in these parts usually are in 1/2 ton trucks, between the ages of 17 and 22, running damn near straight exhaust at midnight, give or take an hour or two.
Next are the little *astards, same age, same time of night, running crouch rockets with straight exhaust.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I had a 330i and have to admit it is true.