DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-14 (Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2014 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Veggie Todd]

Daylight Savings Time is bad. That extra hour of sunlight is what causes global warming.

[mikrofon]

1/4/14 was this year’s perihelion (Lotto didn’t pan out ;)

And correspondingly, aphelion (max.D) occurs on the 4th of July.

[cripplecreek]

Global warming sure looks a lot like Hoth. Now I gotta go find a tauntaun and crawl inside.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Here’s your five day forecast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbHW1T7boSc

Dogs and cats, living together...

[mikrofon]

While we are getting pulled in, the planet has a speed and centrifugal
force is in perfect balance, keeping the planet at a stable orbit

The Michael Corleone Effect

[mikrofon]

In the scales of humans we will not even notice, without advanced equipment

Nearly undetectably, GW is also causing our devolution into lizards ...

[Arrowhead1952]

Many different kinds of weather events occur across the earth. Cold and hot, wet and dry, stormy and calm.

We call that "four seasons". Winter, spring, summer and fall. Just think there may be a time when we have no seasons. That would really tick the DUmmies off.

[Arrowhead1952]

Daylight Savings Time is bad. That extra hour of sunlight is what causes global warming.

I actually got into a discussion with a dummie who believed that to be a fact. No use arguing with idiots on that subject. His IQ was probably the total of the dots on one dice.

[FredZarguna]

Apparently some of the DUmmies think that the southern hemisphere is on a different planet.

A flagrant outburst of Surophobia. NadinNortEffski needs to be tombstoned.

[GeronL]

Are you gonna make me look up Surophobia? lol

[GeronL]

I did. lol

[FredZarguna]

July 4th? WTF?! Clearly Summer is an imperialist season in el Norte.

[FredZarguna]

Just think there may be a time when we have no seasons.

OMG! That has already started happening at 0^o latitude.

[FredZarguna]

Sur is a little Spanish lingo for “South.” Clearly Nadin is a Notresupremacist.

[GeronL]

lol

Saurophobia is fear of 4 legged dinosaurs I think...

[FredZarguna]

[Newtoidaho]

These global cooling deniers are so quaint.

[stisidore]

Come to San Diego.

We do have mountains to the east where it snows, sometimes, and you can visit it if you wish. A not-so-much-followed-today tradition was to go to the mountains (IF we had snow) in your pickup truck. After sledding around for awhile, you would load up the back of your pickup with snow (using a regular shovel — we don’t have snow shovels here — it’s against the law.)

Then you would build a snowman in your front yard, and everyone would guess how long it would take for it to melt. Sometimes it gets down to the 30’s and 40’s, so it could take awhile.

Also, if you REALLY miss the snow and don’t want to drive to the mountains, every winter Seaworld has its “Snow World at Seaworld” promotion. There you can have your snowball fights to your hearts content and later watch Shamu try to scarf down one of his trainers!

[Roscoe Karns]

DUmmie 5 day forecast: miserable with 100% chance of being outraged. Just the way they like it!

[Purrcival]

so during the winter it is closer to the sun. . . .

Ummm...wait...when it's winter in the Northern Hemisphere, it's summer in the Southern Hemisphere, and vice versa. So...the earth is closer to the sun, like, half the year?