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Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/20/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/20/2022 1:40:53 PM PDT by DFG

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To: itsahoot

From what I understand, occasionally, a gay sailor was put off the ship . . . at sea.


21 posted on 08/20/2022 2:03:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: madison10
That’s gonna bring some joshing from the other branches. Well, more than usual.

They were going to mandate the Marines. Until they realized that they already WERE the Navy.

They were going to mandate the Army. Then realized they likely wouldn’t know how to read the order.

Air Force could just have their daddies pay for the vaccine when necessary.

They considered the Coast Guard, but decided to only deal with the LEGITIMATE branches of service. (Otherwise they’d have to consider postal workers, etc)
22 posted on 08/20/2022 2:06:26 PM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: DFG

Had me until I saw, Navy only.

That’s funny.

Gonna leave a mark, but funny.

Speaking as a former skimmer.


23 posted on 08/20/2022 2:08:19 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

LOL.

5.56mm


24 posted on 08/20/2022 2:08:42 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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To: DFG

D'Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.

25 posted on 08/20/2022 2:09:42 PM PDT by Obadiah (Finishing is better than starting.)
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To: DFG

You see the headline of the thread ... and only after that sinks in do you notice it’s the Bee.


26 posted on 08/20/2022 2:10:02 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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27 posted on 08/20/2022 2:10:23 PM PDT by Angelino97
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To: mmichaels1970

Don’t fight it, MM1.

Let them have their fun. What goes around comes back around!


28 posted on 08/20/2022 2:10:33 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

Now that right there is funny


29 posted on 08/20/2022 2:11:03 PM PDT by USMC79to83
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To: USMC79to83

Hooyah.

Did your EAOS come before or after this?

https://www.thehistoryreader.com/military-history/october-23-1983-marines-beirut/


30 posted on 08/20/2022 2:15:26 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: glorgau

In what order?


31 posted on 08/20/2022 2:17:29 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: one guy in new jersey

Before the Beirut attack. Damn that pissed me off!


32 posted on 08/20/2022 2:23:37 PM PDT by USMC79to83
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33 posted on 08/20/2022 2:33:37 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: USMC79to83

Yeah, I was thinking that it must have.

God bless you and thank you for your service. Ya’ old jarhead.

USNR(ACDU90to92)


34 posted on 08/20/2022 2:46:15 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: Magnum44

Cap’n Ned aboard the Raging Queen with the manliest of men.


36 posted on 08/20/2022 3:08:58 PM PDT by TChad ("Joe, we should evacuate the civilians before the military. You understand that, right? Joe?")
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....well, I wish they would get their s**t straight...it is “U.S.N.S.” Harvey Milk...it is a ship that is part of the United States’ Military Sealift Command, and thus is NOT a commissioned warship, worthy of the “U.S.S.” identification...to call a ship named after that flaming faggot a warship is an insult on steroids....


37 posted on 08/20/2022 3:10:20 PM PDT by TokarevM57
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To: DFG

Please for petes sake tell me I am dreaming and will wake up from this never ending absolute nightmare


38 posted on 08/20/2022 3:13:48 PM PDT by dkGba
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Dang it- GOT ME!! 🤣 and yet it wouldn’t surprise me which is also quite sad


39 posted on 08/20/2022 3:15:09 PM PDT by dkGba
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To: DFG

The guys at the BB sure do know the Navy! LOL!!!


40 posted on 08/20/2022 3:18:55 PM PDT by MercyFlush (☭☭☭ Soviet Russia must be destroyed. ☭☭☭)
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