Report: Michelle Obama’s Secret Plan to Replace Joe Biden for President Emerges

GATEWAYPUNDIT ^ | 1/23/2024 | cullen linebarger

[bitt]

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[No name given]

Will we ever be rid of Bathhouse Barry and Big Mike in this life?! I seriously doubt it.

[SpaceBar]

I was thinking they’d be slipping Stacy Abrams in there... with lots of lube.

[Highest Authority]

First, she would have to prove she’s a woman, and the Barrey is not gay!

[Savage Beast]

Brilliant!

Michelle can explain: “I am terrified about what could happen, and I am willing to make whatever sacrifices are necessary to save America." Millions of Americans will be persuaded.

[Wonder Warthog]

Michelle Obama...personal charisma???

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

[alancarp]

How does one get around the fact that most state have filing deadlines that either (a) have already passed; or (b) will pass before the end of March?

(source for ballot requirements/deadlines)

[quantim]

Mooch is too dammed fat and lazy, besides her husband Hussein would never allow it. That idea didn’t work for Cankles either.

[BenLurkin]

The only thing she plans is how to dominate the buffet.

[z3n]

BTW, I called the “wait until the convention” strategy last week. It makes more sense than letting other potential contenders to jump in and fight for the nomination.

“Around May, Biden announces he’s not running (even mentally).”

Why wasn’t biden even on the New Hampshire ballot today?

Interesting...

[alancarp]

(Note: that same ballotpedia source lists much longer deadlines (into August) for “Independent” party candidates)

[skr]

She likes jet-setting and doing nothing, so maybe it will work for her, but Newsome seems like someone more enthusiastic.

[BenLurkin]

[pepsionice]

Just trying to imagine Michelle’s resume....3 inch by 5 inch index card?

Just in Chicago alone...about half of the black community is going to vacate the Democratic vote over the incoming migrant issue.

Then comes the VP issue...is this going to be Gov Newsom?

[bray]

Please let the puppet master debate Trump.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

What would Michael run on? How to make horrible school lunches? How to go on tour with fat lesbian Oprah to spread racism?

[IYAS9YAS]

Someone with even less political experience and savvy, and none of the huevos grandes and shrewdness of Hillary. Yeah. That’ll work.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Huh?

1. May. Biden announces he’s not running.
2. Early August. Just before the Democrat convention, Biden drops out.
3. August. At the Democrat convention, ­Michelle gets nominated.

How is announcing you are not running (May) different from dropping out (August)?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

They’re like the Clintons, a mold you just can’t get rid of.