FA Meeting (Freepers Anonymous)

[StrictTime]

Consider your beeber permanently stuned...

[Chad Fairbanks]

I actually considered starting the use of Heroin in order to get over my FR Problem...

[Mo1]

Lose the PJ's. Underpants are way more comfortable, and it's easier to scratch.

[dubie]

Profile posted!

[COUNTrecount]

I wear these when my family insists.

[rightazrain]

Don't fight it. Just go ahead and make it your homepage. (Saves time.)

[Mo1]

I'm a realist .. I don't even bother to try

[Not A Snowbird]

Careful folks. DU lurkers will say we're a Right Wing Conspiracy cult.

You mean... we're not?

[afnamvet]

Welcome to FR Dubie.

[fightinJAG]

Don't worry, this is normal. I once knew a guy who made excuses to go into town while he was on a fishing trip, just so he could get his fr fix.

In time, you will learn to regulate your behavior. For now, enjoy the glorious buzz of discovering a wonderful place to talk intelligently (and with unmatched humor) with intelligent, like-minded people.

Welcome to The Pajama People.

[BunnySlippers]

Have you considered bunnyslippers?

[alpha-8-25-02]

WELCOME ABOARD,
Throw away the tv and radio,you won't need it.
try comfortable jeans and a casual shirt,you will look better.
set your alarm for a shower,preferably around 3 am east coast time,you'll have 15 minutes not to miss much.
GODSPEED!

[Not A Snowbird]

Interesting profile... quite a mixed bag!

Welcome, dubie dubie dooo!

[queenkathy]

i know. we need to invest in 2 computers but it is nice that my friends and family think i'm so well informed.

[Lokibob]

Freeping in your BVD's saves wear and tear on your other clothes.

Welcome newbe, enjoy the addiction.

[Mo1]

Freeping in your BVD's saves wear and tear on your other clothes

And less cloths to wash .. which leaves more time for the Live Threads :0)

[Tijeras_Slim]

Cool profile page.

If you were a liberal you'd have to change your website to www.doobies.com to get any business.

[Lazamataz]

1. First, we admitted we were powerless over Free Republic, and that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. We came to believe that a moderator greater than ourselves could restore our posting priviledges.

3. We made a decision to turn our keyboard and our mouse over to the care of Jim Robinson as we understood him.

4. We made a searching and fearless inventory of hard drives.

5. Admitted to G_d, to ourselves and another human being the exact nature of our Freeping.

6. Were entirely ready to have G_d remove our internet access.

7. Humbly asked Him to stop us from flaming all the morons and Democrat shills that infest the forum.

8. Made a list of persons we had flamed and became willing to cuss them harder next time.

9. Made direct flames to such people except when to do so would cause us to be banned.

10. Continued to refine our arguments, and when we were right, promptly proclaimed it.

11. Sought through prayer and mediation, to improve our arguments against these utter losers, liberals, and Democrats, praying only that they die a horrible death.

12. Having had a rude awakening when Jim Robinson told us to 'Knock It Off', we try to carry this message to the Freeper who still suffers, and to practice zotting things in all our affairs.

[StrictTime]

Seriously... now that you're here: 1. Get educated. Learn about the issues, so you can easily rebut the liberal goofballs out in the real world. There is no better place to learn about the issues that matter than FR. 2. Get involved. Find out what good candidates need your help - not just on the national scene, but locally. There is no better place to find what candidates to support than on FR. 3. Get busy. Take what you've learned and go register voters, walk precincts, stuff envelopes, give money, and pass out bumper stickers. 3. 31 posted on 09/14/2004 4:33:15 PM CDT by So Cal Rocket (Fabrizio Quattroc)

may I add a:

4. Learn the posting rules HERE. It will help you in the long run, I promise!

5. Find out how to post cool graphics and links HERE in the Sandbox.

[general_re]

Since I found this site two days ago, my life has gone out of control.

A word of advice, if you like. There is at least one person posting here who you will come to consider to be the biggest idiot you've ever met in your life. You will discover that he/she is, in your considered opinion, rude, arrogant, ignorant, loud-mouthed, and stupid. This person will occasionally confront you, always denigrate you, and amazingly, will never lack for a smart-alecky response to your posts, no matter how sensible or well-written you consider them to be. Worse, this poster will have a gaggle of like-minded friends who will appear to have adopted the mindset you despise, and who will in turn despise you.

Who is this poster? Dunno. Depends on your pet issues, really. But he or she is out there, somewhere, trust me. Every family has its crazy aunt or uncle that they try to hide away when company comes over, and this place is no different - you just haven't spotted them yet ;)