Repeat after me, "There's power in tha boo-TAY!"
Shake whatcha mama gave ya!
Posted on 11/12/2004 9:52:39 AM PST by presidio9
If there isn't, I just started one. And, like it or not, you're the charter member.
No I would not say she is sexy. There is also such a thing as too skinny. I think she's attractive but she could use a few pounds on her for my tastes.
I object to being forced to look at the stretch marks on some girls fat rolls and her giant thong hanging out because at some point someone told her she looked good.
I still love this song.
LMAO!
"The maiden has a well-formed butt, by the Much-Mixing One, the calvaryman"
LOL
Repeat after me, "There's power in tha boo-TAY!"
Shake whatcha mama gave ya!
LOL!
Thank you! That is a GREAT description!
Let us all sing Sir Mix-a-lot's song:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
Thank you!
Hey, Ann! Have a cheeseburger or two. Please?
Font face is a little peculiar though.
You and Martin Fierro are running neck and neck for who make me LOL more often lately.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon
When did the anorexic look become so popular?
Golly - in the time it took me to Google and post the words to "Big Butts" two other people had already posted them. Great minds think alike
After I TiVo'd that scene five times, my wife made me stop.
I dunno. Ask the AC Fan Club.
Booty ping.
Rush definitely does his program with an FR screen in front of him.
Big Bottom
Spinal Tap
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I remember watching "Heat" with an ex-gf (who was definitely hourglass and not pencil thin). There was an actress who played Al Pacino's love interest--she looked like a man! No hips, no shape. I thought she was hideous, but the gf said that was the 'trend' at the time (she could date a movie by the makeup women were wearing, so I'd have to defer to her expertise).
Ick. Pencil-thin is not attractive but then amorphous jelly bellies aren't either.
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