African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)

Weekly World News ^ | 12/09/04 | Mark Miller

[Argh]

Hah! Probably. And if I do something dumb then call myself a nasty name, I'll get thrown in jail for hate speech??

Hmmm, makes sense to me. I say something stupid, some dumbasses get their feelings hurt, and the taxpayer gets nicked for $250,000 for five years of my upkeep? What a great law!!

(close sarcasm)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Frida sucked, but the restaraunt named after her up in Mill Creek is pretty good.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

this is the first time I beat ya on a perv ping!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Yeah. I didn't want to feel like a freak. : )

Well, let me know if I can help, and I'll be glad to tell you whether you feel like a freak or not ;0)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

After seeing the movie, I saw a documentary about Frida Kahlo, and it was amazing how little artistic license the movie took with her life.

(Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming: Men on FreeRepublic in a Breast-Admiring Frenzy)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

You just say whatever pops into your head, don'tcha? LOL

[Chad Fairbanks]

No. I'm actually quite subdued normally. I believe in "flying under the radar", being unobtrusive, and basically keeping a low profile.

[spetznaz]

I take offense to that comment. Grevious offense.

Don't worry ....I am more than impressed!

(Do I get any borwnie points?)

LOL.

By the way, nice to hear from you. Long time no see (hear). Hope that you are doing alright over there .....where they chase innocent hawks from their abodes.

[Servant of the 9]

It's in 'The Weekly World News' so it's gotta be true.

Doesn't it?

So9

[cyborg]

LOL!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

All I know is: I've now officially taken back every last nasty comment I've ever made, re: "multiculturalism." :)

[Albert_Jay_Nock]

They are unusally advanced... The Africans.... Not the breasts...

Well... They are unusually advanced too.

[Syncro]

Heck this kind of stuff has been going on here for years...

 

The breast was back in 2003!  Salma Hayek, Cathy Jones, Marcia Gay Harden, Halle Berry, Mira Sorvino, Julianne Moore and Tatum O’Neal all had `em.  All showed `em.  Diane Lane and Kathy Bates both got nominated for showing `em.  Hid them away.  The Jennifers (Ms. Lopez and Mrs. Garner) tried to turn flapjacks into tall stacks.  Y’all want to bet that they schedule their first pregnancies around awards season to get some mileage out of their DVD extras?

[Mad Dawgg]

"...the girls in the Amazon rainforest who have seen Baywatch want Pam Anderson's boobs too."

Fascinating, so do I...

[Servant of the 9]

I... I can walk again -- ! :)

That should be enough to get one of them Beatified.

And what a perfect term it is.

SO9

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I just have this recurring mental image of dozens upon dozens of young men, savagely knife-fighting one another over which one of them gets to sample the eucharist first... :)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

ROTFLMAO

[composes self]

Ahem. Yes. Of course.

[mhking]

!?!!!????

[cyborg]

Yes it's true :o)

[TheBigB]

It is rare to find a thread in which I am literally speechless. :-)