Quitting Post Question

[MEG33]

You need to write an opus....use lots of profanity and praise the terrorists.

[freebilly]

...I no longer wish to post anywhere on the net so I need to know how to do this?

Well, if you want to know how to stop posting on the net, you can stop posting. That way you won't have to post on the net anymore....

[Iam1ru1-2]

You don't have to unregister. All you have to do is find the power cord that leads from your computer to the outlet, then pull it out from the outlet, or more simply, you could smash your keyboard to smitherines. You could also sell your computor or trash it. You could also turn your virus protecter off and then go surfing on the net. The infecting virus will make sure your computer is inoperative and therefore make you unable to surf the net any longer. {;>)}

[Rightly Biased]

Do something bad, tell someone off, post a crude picture.

Be a responsible person and control your addiction.

[annyokie]

"Let the good times roll!"

You found the one-armed man yet?

[jwalsh07]

One hand tapping on head, one hand inscribing circles on your stomach, hopping on one foot turn around ten times and ask Gunga Jim to release you.

[gg188]

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

[Doohickey]

You should quit those porn sites instead. FReepin' is way better for you. Plus, Republican chicks are HOT!

[MEG33]

You could just stop posting..

[freebilly]

How about "I zot me, I zot me, I zot me." and unplug.

Maybe he can open an unsolicited email attachment and catch a nasty computer virus. That would do the trick.

[jennyjenny]

First, try cutting off all of your fingers. If that doesn't work, put on a pair of high heeled red strappy sandals, a potato sack, a pink bonnet and walk around the outside of your house 3 times, but only during a heavy down pour while singing, "I'm So Pretty", from West Side Story . After that, go to your front porch and jump straight up in the air, as high as you possibly can for each year that you've been alive. If it still doesn't work, let me know and I will tell you where to wire the funds to have it fixed permanently.

[herewego]

just walk away..

[conservlib]

Hotel California?

[kdot]

Oh no! A Freepacide. I suggest a treatment plan of DU overload. Then, you will come crawling back and ask how you could delete this post.

[cripplecreek]

"You could just stop posting.."


That doesn't work, I quit over a year ago.

[JesseJane]

ROFL... Seems pretty straightforward!! What no forms to fill out??

[cripplecreek]

All 3 times.

[KrisKrinkle]

Go to your home page. (Click on "more..." in the top right hand corner, then scroll down a little for the "home page" link.)

When your complete home page is showing on your computer screen, take a 16 ounce ball peen computer adjusting tool (available at hardware stores, auto parts stores and Wal Mart) and pound on the computer screen until your home page is gone.

[b4its2late]

Laz, Dog, Neets, your assistance is needed over here.....

[MEG33]

I am addicted and I admit it...