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March 24, 2005
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Posted on 03/24/2005 5:38:51 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount
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03/24/2005 10:00:32 PM PST
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chaosagent
(It's all right to be crazy. Just don't let it drive you nuts.)
To: COUNTrecount
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03/25/2005 12:10:36 PM PST
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melbell
(A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, and say your mother)
To: cyborg; arasina; fortunecookie
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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03/25/2005 12:24:20 PM PST
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Petronski
(If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
To: COUNTrecount
To: Big Giant Head
I just remember my favorites, as I am sure we all do. Favs:
"If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?"
To: COUNTrecount
Imagine a world where there were no hypothetical questions.
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03/28/2005 11:49:52 AM PST
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bruin66
(Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
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03/30/2005 9:09:46 AM PST
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Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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