**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

If Hillary Bitches in the forest... does anybody give a &^%#ing Sh!t?

Didn't think so.

21 posted on 10/28/2005 7:23:07 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me

22 posted on 10/28/2005 7:23:21 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)

24 posted on 10/28/2005 7:25:13 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)

25 posted on 10/28/2005 7:25:45 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)

Headed out to the airport ... won't be able to have fun with the gang today - but...

Wanted to drop this off for fun.

Beer

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
-- H. L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.
-- W. C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
-- Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-- Leo Durocher

27 posted on 10/28/2005 7:28:08 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)

Happy Friday All!!!!

28 posted on 10/28/2005 7:28:26 AM PDT by trac220

29 posted on 10/28/2005 7:29:37 AM PDT by Dutch14 (The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)

To: BJClinton; All

31 posted on 10/28/2005 7:30:25 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

32 posted on 10/28/2005 7:30:30 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)

To: BJClinton; Owl_Eagle; Fierce Allegiance; Dashing Dasher; pissant; r-q-tek86; Lazamataz; ...

Morning, Happy Friday.

33 posted on 10/28/2005 7:31:56 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

You beat me to it...that's on my desktop right now! :)

34 posted on 10/28/2005 7:32:36 AM PDT by EX52D

Big newsmakers of the week:

Ozzie and Harriet

35 posted on 10/28/2005 7:33:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (ONE CHICAGO! CHICAGO WON!)

To: Pookyhead; Dashing Dasher

There, you've done been pinged w/ stats. The OFST ping list is inaccessible at the moment.

37 posted on 10/28/2005 7:33:52 AM PDT by BJClinton (Caliphate? Let’s Motivate!)

38 posted on 10/28/2005 7:33:58 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)

39 posted on 10/28/2005 7:35:04 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

40 posted on 10/28/2005 7:35:29 AM PDT by EX52D

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