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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Streams of Consciousness
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| August 25, 2006
| Sully777
Posted on 08/25/2006 12:39:47 AM PDT by sully777
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To: CTOCS
Trolls are always goblin their food too quickly.
Fairy-nuff, but someone should tell them it's bad for their elf.
To: CTOCS
I asked for a pitcher full of beer....
So he brought me a drunk baseball player
To: CTOCS
Why was the Zombie surprised when his ghoulfiend showed up for their date at 11pm?
He didn't ex-spectre until midnight.
To: sully777; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
martin_'s "Charles Rossrickson" approves.
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:21:05 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
("I think I'll put a Charles Henrickson face right . . . here!" --martin_fierro)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: sully777
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:37:32 AM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: ErnBatavia
"Me too...so I did it!"Good thing you were around to keep things in line!
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:40:55 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: sully777
48
posted on
08/25/2006 6:43:16 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Those are just sooooo bad!!
Billy Bob and Rufus worked together in a Kentucky clothing factory and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Billy Bob said "Panty Sticher. I sew elastic into waistbands of ladies panties."
The clerk looked up "Panty Stitcher" and put down that it was unskilled labor. She signed him up for $300 per week in unemployment pay.
She asked Rufus his occupation and he said "Diesel Fitter", which was listed as skilled labor. She signed him up for $600 per week in unemployment pay.
When Billy Bob found out he was furious. He stormed back in to the office to find out why his co-worker got twice as much money as he did.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled, and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Billy Bob. "I sew the elastic on the panties and Rufus puts them over his head and says, Diesel Fitter."
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:44:22 AM PDT
by
CTOCS
(Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.)
To: All
50
posted on
08/25/2006 6:48:54 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: All
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:49:09 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: sully777
It's Friday and this thread has no T&A. No wonder friday silliness threads are smaller each weak.
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:52:40 AM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(More and more churches are nada scriptura.)
To: DungeonMaster; All
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:57:02 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: DungeonMaster; All
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:57:59 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: DungeonMaster
It's Friday and this thread has no T&A. No wonder friday silliness threads are smaller each weak. Why would you want to read about shipping terminal assignments on the Silliness Thread?
Shalom.
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:58:25 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: sully777
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:58:28 AM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: DungeonMaster
How about a fishing picture?
57
posted on
08/25/2006 6:58:31 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
To: DungeonMaster; All
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posted on
08/25/2006 6:59:08 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: DungeonMaster; All
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:00:14 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: DungeonMaster; All
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posted on
08/25/2006 7:01:32 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
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