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| Sully777
Posted on 02/09/2007 1:31:15 AM PST by sully777
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To: sully777
101
posted on
02/09/2007 11:03:42 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
To: sully777
102
posted on
02/09/2007 11:04:17 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: absolootezer0
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learnt about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is celebrated for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone else a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride and says, "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him!"
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posted on
02/09/2007 11:08:36 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: RockinRight
Click the platform shoes for Nazareth's Love Hurts
104
posted on
02/09/2007 11:09:38 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
Love is in the air.
To: atomicpossum; qam1; My Favorite Headache; RockinRight
Click the axe for Vandenberg's Burning Heart-2004
106
posted on
02/09/2007 11:12:46 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Millee
You're terrible. Funny but terrible.
107
posted on
02/09/2007 11:13:48 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777; Tatze
----->Tatze.
108
posted on
02/09/2007 11:17:02 AM PST
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Fierce!!
109
posted on
02/09/2007 11:17:39 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: absolootezer0
Thinking of the Simpson's episode
I Love Lisa where Lisa gives Ralph a Valentines Day card and causes unintended consequences.
The card read:
"I choo choo choose you, Happy Valentines Day"
110
posted on
02/09/2007 11:21:06 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
111
posted on
02/09/2007 11:21:29 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors." GOHUNTER08!)
To: girlscout
I was listening to John Gibson's radio show when the astronaut story broke and he kept playing songs about changing diapers. I laughed so hard, I busted a gut.
John Gibson rules.
112
posted on
02/09/2007 11:23:47 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
The Romans would have approved.
113
posted on
02/09/2007 11:27:15 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: girlscout; Conservative4Life
To: baker_girl
Gee that's swell of you but I'm taken. I hear Wally Wallcrawlr is available.
115
posted on
02/09/2007 11:33:24 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: girlscout
Anna Nicole sure got her off the front pages quicklike!
116
posted on
02/09/2007 11:35:42 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: BenLurkin
Hey, I got quoted. Coolness! :o)
Happy Valentine's Day!
117
posted on
02/09/2007 11:43:24 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
To: girlscout
118
posted on
02/09/2007 11:43:29 AM PST
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: girlscout; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; darkwing104; MeekOneGOP; TheBigB
The
Jon Stewart In Orlando With A Diaper Conspiracy?
119
posted on
02/09/2007 11:46:44 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: ErnBatavia
Did you hear the latest? Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband (#8) is claiming he may be the father to Anna Nicole's little girl. It's a freakin' circus!!
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