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1st Beaver spotted in NYC in 200 years
AP via Yahoooooo! ^ | 02/23/07

Posted on 02/23/2007 7:23:50 AM PST by Abathar

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To: Gamecock

Wow. Finanly, something out of USC worth commenting on.


101 posted on 02/23/2007 11:18:37 AM PST by Lee'sGhost (Crom! Non-Sequitur = Pee Wee Herman.)
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To: Huck
Turn back, beaver! You won't like the Bronx!


Perhaps KFC?
102 posted on 02/23/2007 11:22:43 AM PST by dubie
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To: Abathar
THE BEAVER DISTRIBUTION MAP SAYS
THEY'RE JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE!


103 posted on 02/23/2007 11:27:13 AM PST by quark
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To: EveningStar

The first time I get on FR today and I get pinged to this! And how did you know I had a stuned beeber!!!


104 posted on 02/23/2007 11:40:28 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Auntbee

All people on that ping list have stuned beebers.


105 posted on 02/23/2007 11:48:21 AM PST by EveningStar (Hillary Clinton is Hugo Chavez in a pantsuit - P. J. O'Rourke)
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To: Auntbee

Hey gorgeousness! How ya doing?


106 posted on 02/23/2007 11:48:34 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: EveningStar

Thank goodness!!!! I thought I was the only one.


107 posted on 02/23/2007 12:08:08 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: day10

Howdy, sweetie. Been very, very busy. Taking a five minute breather. How have you been?


108 posted on 02/23/2007 12:09:00 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Auntbee

Like you - busy busy busy, but hanging in there.


109 posted on 02/23/2007 12:10:44 PM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: day10

Just counting down the minutes (180) until I get my hands around a cold beer.


110 posted on 02/23/2007 12:12:32 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: quark

Florida looks a little funny without beaver.


111 posted on 02/23/2007 1:25:01 PM PST by decimon
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To: decimon
Florida looks a little funny without beaver.

Actually, beaver sightings in the western panhandle around Pensacola. Must be after those Aviation Officer Candidates at the Naval Air Station.

112 posted on 02/23/2007 2:25:19 PM PST by quark
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To: ArGee
Shamelessly stolen from ArGee and today's OFST:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1789784/posts?page=23#23

A 93-year-old man was in the doctor's office for a physical.

"You know, Doc, I've never felt younger. I'm in great shape. And my 30-year-old wife is pregnant! What do you think of that??!!"

The doctor said, "I have a patient who loves to hunt. One trip he was in a hurry to get out to the camp. When he got there he discovered he had brought his umbrella instead of his rifle, but he went out the next morning anyway. On the bank of the river he saw a beaver so he picked up his umbrella, pointed it at the beaver, and yelled 'BANG!' The beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

"I'd say somebody else shot the beaver," said the old man.

"My point exactly," was the doctor's reply.

Thank you. This ends my contribution to today's beaver thread.

113 posted on 02/23/2007 2:35:33 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Warning. If your tagline is funny... I may steal it.)
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To: Abathar

114 posted on 02/23/2007 3:29:39 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Arrowhead1952
You posted this article just for the humorous responses, didn't you? You and I post clicked on this article just for the humorous responses, didn't we?

I don't know about ya'll, but I know for a fact I did!

115 posted on 02/23/2007 4:20:49 PM PST by Livin_large
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To: EveningStar
1st Beaver spotted in NYC in 200 years

 

Do you really want a response from me???

116 posted on 02/23/2007 6:33:58 PM PST by Fintan (One of these days, Alice...)
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To: EveningStar

On second thought, it could be Feiny.

117 posted on 02/23/2007 6:36:01 PM PST by Fintan (One of these days, Alice...)
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To: Abathar

No Beaver Hats needed today.


118 posted on 02/23/2007 6:45:06 PM PST by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: nutmeg

Thank you!


119 posted on 02/23/2007 8:39:35 PM PST by neverdem (May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
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To: dubie

KFCs in da Bronk have bullet proof glass guarding the employees from the locals.


120 posted on 02/23/2007 11:09:25 PM PST by Huck (Soylent Green is People.)
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