Why are you stupid peasants complaining? The load that I dumped on you in this evening's speech was only this big.
Posted on 05/07/2007 12:33:18 PM PDT by redstates4ever
Why are you stupid peasants complaining? The load that I dumped on you in this evening's speech was only this big.
"HELLO, BIG BOY!" (note, what's Mrs. Clinton drinking?)
"You want an increase in medicaid WHEN???"
"ALL AND ALL, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL..."
"I told Bill, 'Don't point that thing at me!!!'"
CLINTON: Have I ever shown you the joys of Scientology Hillarycare? Just take a look in this book... "Universal Health Care: How to Wage Class Warfare and Loot America's Investors in the Name of the Poor." It also has a chapter on how to blame the Republicans when all that government money drives up inflation.
CLINTON: And just remember, "we're going to take things away from the evil rich on behalf of the common good."
Where did I get those hideous red jackets? Well, when I was a little girl, there was this little hole under a bush in my back yard. We lived way out in the country on a farm at 1060 W. Addison Street in Chicago. The fields were so green! Anyway, one day I went down into this little hole while I was chasing an armadillo. Those things just were all over Chicago. I lost track of the armadillo, but I saw this bright light. I kept following it, and after about 10 minutes, I came out of the hole, but this time I I knew I was in China because there were kangaroos everywhere! I found an black woman the nicest red jackets so I gave her a Hershey bar and she gave me the two jackets. Next question!
"Come closer, my pretties, I won't hurt you..."
"And this page of the Democrat playbook stresses the importance of going to religious charities and schools and to churches. That way, you can appear to be a righteous person even if you're not. See how simple that is?"
“and here is a good SHOT, oops, oh damn, silly me, I mean PICTURE of vince that was taken the first night we..............well, you know!”
Little kids to Hillary : “Actually Mrs. Bill Clinton, you are reading the book upside down.”
LOL, ROTFL
HAHAHA-HAAAA!
*APPLAUSE*
LOL!
His batteries will run out in his pacemaker soon!
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