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MORFORD: Stay home, read, have sex
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 6/4/8 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/04/2008 7:58:49 AM PDT by SmithL

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Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!
1 posted on 06/04/2008 7:58:51 AM PDT by SmithL
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How can they have anonymous sex in bathroom stalls if they stay home???


2 posted on 06/04/2008 8:01:57 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: SmithL

This scooter rider says Morford can piss off!


3 posted on 06/04/2008 8:02:14 AM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (I'll take a "third Bush term" over a second Carter term ANY DAY!)
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To: SmithL

Can’t wait to see the creative ways “can do” people will find to meet this crisis.

Necessity has always been and forever will be the mother of invention.


4 posted on 06/04/2008 8:02:14 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: SmithL

This is one sick dude.


5 posted on 06/04/2008 8:05:28 AM PDT by Doohickey (SSN-681; SSN-671; SSN-669; SSN-712)
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To: Always Right

Shhh. Rest area bathrooms are on the verge of becoming safe for children again.


6 posted on 06/04/2008 8:06:50 AM PDT by Doohickey (SSN-681; SSN-671; SSN-669; SSN-712)
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To: SmithL

Markie can read?


7 posted on 06/04/2008 8:09:34 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: SmithL

Random mold in a petrie dish has more culture than Morford.

A waste of oxygen.


8 posted on 06/04/2008 8:12:34 AM PDT by mkjessup (Romania had the Ceausescus, America has the Clintons.)
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To: SmithL

These people are sounding more and more like the accusers in the Book of Job, though the religous parallel would horrify them.


9 posted on 06/04/2008 8:13:21 AM PDT by denydenydeny (Expel the priest and you don't inaugurate the age of reason, you get the witch doctor--Paul Johnson)
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To: SmithL

“It’s the massive, painful spike in gas and oil prices, that most wonderful/frightening harbinger of doom/change/turmoil..”

Guess what Morford? Even liberals will be running over greens in their pussy Prius’, screaming drill, now by the time this is over.

Greens are insane if they think we’re going to suffer in silence while our standard of living is reduced by a third for no good reason.


10 posted on 06/04/2008 8:16:55 AM PDT by y6162
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“It’s the massive, painful spike in gas and oil prices, that most wonderful/frightening harbinger of doom/change/turmoil..”

Like an addict has ever quit spiking drugs just because the cost got too high.

11 posted on 06/04/2008 8:25:24 AM PDT by weegee (Barack H. Obama has been selected, not elected. Way to go Deanocrats.)
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To: denydenydeny

I guess it’s the end of days, maybe we should just all Heaven’s Gate ourselves. :eyeroll:


12 posted on 06/04/2008 8:28:16 AM PDT by fightinbluhen51 ("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
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“Stay home, read, have sex”

Uh oh! We have one of our children because my husband had the day off in the middle of the week....


13 posted on 06/04/2008 8:51:12 AM PDT by TriGirl (Lurking for 7 years!!!!!)
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I can easily stroll from my flat in Alamo Square all the way downtown in about a half hour, with only three or four slightly nervous glances over my shoulder as I pass through the housing projects and only recoiling for about 10 solid minutes as I endure a particularly hellish, grungy five-block strip of the Market Street corridor...

This is unprecedented. Morford appears to have a small hope of redemption.

14 posted on 06/04/2008 9:00:12 AM PDT by M203M4 (True Universal Suffrage: Pets of dead illegal-immigrant felons voting Democrat (twice))
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To: fightinbluhen51

Um...I was making the point that environmentalism is a religion to these people. Try to keep up.


15 posted on 06/04/2008 9:11:16 AM PDT by denydenydeny (Expel the priest and you don't inaugurate the age of reason, you get the witch doctor--Paul Johnson)
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I know...but us smart one’s realize its nothing but a cult! ;-) I was keeping up by being a step ahead.


16 posted on 06/04/2008 9:13:20 AM PDT by fightinbluhen51 ("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
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To: TriGirl

With the kind of sex Morford is referring to, reproduction is biologically impossible unless you happen to be a tree frog.


17 posted on 06/04/2008 9:22:51 AM PDT by Doohickey (SSN-681; SSN-671; SSN-669; SSN-712)
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To: TriGirl

heh heh heh,

Back in my Navy days, one of my guys put in a request for the afternoon off, because his wife was going to have a baby, and he wanted to be there for the conception. Of course I approved it.


18 posted on 06/04/2008 9:29:13 AM PDT by SmithL (Reject Obama's Half-Vast Wright-Wing Conspiracy)
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Markie can read?

He sure can't write.

19 posted on 06/04/2008 9:30:18 AM PDT by SmithL (Reject Obama's Half-Vast Wright-Wing Conspiracy)
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“Like an addict has ever quit spiking drugs just because the cost got too high.”

Yes..in this case the Dems addiction to collecting taxes and distributing pork while using children as human shields.


20 posted on 06/04/2008 9:52:22 AM PDT by y6162
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