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[ShadowAce]

That was hysterical!

[CougarGA7]

Cremation has taken place

Sounds like he burst into flames all on his own.

[ErnBatavia]

Jawdropping.....I think I'd rather endure Shatner doing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Ar79f8aN8

[dragonblustar]

[ErnBatavia]

You’re on fire today, Lady!

[ErnBatavia]

Ping to #57....

[Lucky9teen]

The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make up. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. For instance, she has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her - Barack Obama and Joe Biden, along with their wives. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them.

Dick Cheney will carry the gun, Ted Kennedy (sorry, he won’t be able to make it) will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives.

Sarah is such a good sport! She thinks of everything!

[Lady Jag]

You’re on fire today, Lady!

You can bet this van would be on fire if it entered some cities.

[Pan_Yan]

Oh yeah? I’ll see your “Shatner Sings the Beetles” and raise you a “Kirk Climbing the Mountain.” This one may make you need therapy. As a matter of fact, I’m just posting the link. I can’t watch it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

[ErnBatavia]

Oh yeah? I’ll see your “Shatner Sings the Beetles” and raise you a “Kirk Climbing the Mountain.”

Batavia folds as he falls whimpering to the floor.

[Pan_Yan]

My wife watched that. She really didn't want to speak to anyone for several hours afterwords. It came from one of the most disturbing threads I've seen in a while:

Star Trek Cologne Released To Attract Other Trekkies

[Monkey Face]

Ya know? No matter how many times I read that joke, it’s STILL funny!!

[Monkey Face]

*thud*
:can’t breathe:

[a fool in paradise]

"Weird", IMHO, is "communicating" via slogans pasted to a crash mitigation device of a motor vehicle.

Since a number of accidents these days are caused by Driving-While-Texting, perhaps these reading addicts will focus their eyes on the car ahead of them IF there is a bumper sticker affixed to it.

[a fool in paradise]

That’d make a good modern folk song...

“Where have all the Obama stickers gone?”

[a fool in paradise]

Amy Bin Goodman incited so much rage in him it lead to several heart attacks.

He is survived by a turtle named Skinhead.

THE END.

[a fool in paradise]

Suprised this one has not been posted yet (or if it has the hosting service is blocked where I am):

[absolootezer0]

Since a number of accidents these days are caused by Driving-While-Texting, perhaps these reading addicts will focus their eyes on the car ahead of them IF there is a bumper sticker affixed to it.

nope.. do you know how many people there are that start tailgating to get close enough to read them, and don't see your brake lights until they've hit you?

[Mind Freed]

Gotta love that Sarah Palin...

Best thing I've read in a long time...

[a fool in paradise]

I’m going to take to putting the stickers on the brakelights. “IF-U-CAN-READ-THIS-UR-2-CLOSE!”