Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]

me ^ | Aug. 16, 2010 | me

[PA-RIVER]

Further proof that men are destined to become millionaires if they dont get married...

But I do appreciate the finer thing in life, like underwear made in the 21st century. The elastic on them must have given out in the 80’s, No?

Throw them out and go wild. Maybe this is why you have no wife?

[Towed_Jumper]

I just tried to read the label to see if there was a manufacturing date, but I can’t seem to peel them off.

[La Lydia]

Here is the key to your entire situation, underwear-wise:

I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife...

[bigbob]

Thread of the Decade nomination!

[pennboricua]

Man, we have finally hit bottom on this site.

[SJSAMPLE]

I’ve got a great pair that I’ve had for about 12 years. They still wear great and the holes add to their character.

I can’t really say exactly how old they are, because I found them outside a homeless shelter in 1998.

[chris37]

The thought of a pair of 30 year old underwear is making certain body parts hurt...

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Yoy need a life!.....

[cripplecreek]

And while we’re talking about underwear, what’s the deal with the fly on briefs?

I mean, what is the point of forcing me into an S turn when a simple flap would be fine. I usually just go over the top than through the slalom.

[surroundedbyblue]

WTF???

I was just reading the forum when I found this. Should I be scared?

[steveo]

Whose bottom are we hitting?

[matt1234]

They are 40+ years

Sir, I salute you.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Mine disintegrate after 2 years!......

[WOBBLY BOB]

Is this Dave Ramsey?

[Allegra]

OK, this is kind of like my original socks thread that got pulled back in '07 but has lived in infamy.

Only this takes things a step further.

I salute you.

[IbJensen]

With the evil regime occupying the White Hut, and the evil Congress that abets this ruination of our country, it’s really smart to talk about underwear!

Now, what about racing stripes?

[discostu]

I just went through an underwear and sock drawer “reckoning” where I got rid of all the ones that weren’t comfortable so I only wore them when I had to. Largely because I was tired of seeing drawers with lots of stuff in them yet being “out”, some of them in there must have been 15 maybe 20 years old. Now the oldest is probably 5 or 6.

[paulycy]

[Doomonyou]

Overshare and TMI!

[AngelesCrestHighway]