Jets' Sanchez and HS gal in QB 'sack'

NY Post ^ | 02/09/2011 | PERRY CHIARAMONTE

[N. Theknow]

Well the NFL thinks Rush Limbaugh is a racist and they love Obama. They run funny ads where a black couple assaults a “dumb” white woman hitting her is the temple with a pound of aluminum.

Ahem. According to the latest from noted attorney Johnny F. Lee Cochran, the soda can in the alleged incident had no DNA on it, thus he has taken the stance, "If they ain't no spit, you gotta acquit."

Meanwhile, the black couple in the commercial are now combing the park where the incident took place in search of the "real" can thrower(s).

[The Unknown Republican]

The charges against Mr. Buttafuoco were for the sexual relations he had with Ms. Fisher when she was 16. Try Googling the following:

Article 130 (Sexual Offenses) of the New York Penal Code