why are you hating my cooking so much?????? (Too many Mods spoil the ZOT)

today | Amy and Sammy Bouzaglo

[GeronL]

That pic is on their website

[GeronL]

Amy's Revolting Cat Food Restaurant

You will do a lot of canning

[Jet Jaguar]

ANY LAKE GO AHEAD!

WTF?

[Revolting cat!]

Impersonator. If this joint with black tablecloths were open today, as our "Amy" claims here, she'd be slaving behind the hot stove not posting flames on FR!

[Daffynition]

I don't do food-fights. Sounds like you guys need to go kayaking together....or to the range.

[a fool in paradise]

Restaurants in Houston used to know that Marvin Zindler was coming to see their kitchens...

[a fool in paradise]

The impersonators are here.

[DCBryan1]

I’d rather eat next door. Nice people an better food, that is unless you want to jump into the sack with me and Lazamataz. Your food sucks, but I bet you do to. I’m serious. Ready to rumble?

Oh, and IBTZ!!

[Jet Jaguar]

[DCBryan1]

We’re you working at Monte Carlo or Bellagio in 2005? I swear you either served me drinks or solicited me and my crew for “favors”. I could be wrong because all the hookers look the same to me.

[DCBryan1]

When is Sami being deported and will he leave you behind?! I’m sure you could go back to stripping or serving drinks to me at Bellagio. Ill call Steve and tell him to hire you at my table.

[Fiji Hill]

YOU WANT TO BE A HATTER AND HAT ME WITHOUT EVER EVEN COMING WITHIN 100 MILES OF PHENIX YOU JUST DO THAT MISTER!

I'm not a hatter, but I would imagine that a pretty hat on your head would enhance your looks.

By the way, I have been about 93 miles from Phenix, Va.

[metmom]

Back again?

IBTZ

[metmom]

Back again.

Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!

IBTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fiji Hill]

So you're specialty is baking. Do you bake chicken pie?

[DCBryan1]

Are they shutting down since she is rumored to be preggers with Gordon Ramsey’s baby? I saw a photo image of Gordon doing her from behind.

[Yardstick]

Three things that make that an epic GIF:

— The shoes flying off

— Dad’s relaxed demeanor as he observes

— The fact that the tread mill gets him TWICE

[M Kehoe]

Good evening. Welcome to FR again.

Are you a glutton for punishment? If you are, FReepmail me. We can work things out...

5.56mm

[DCBryan1]

From what I assume from her Vegas days, you’ll need to be in MOPP-4 and be very limber. ask Laz........girls like this can f**k you to death, and if you are dumb enough to keep them around, will regret it like Sami is (or will be). methinks that Sami hopes and prays to be deported to rid himself of this horrible woman, harridan, so-called-cook, and “restaurant”.

[Darksheare]

Oooh, you naughty minx.
I know!
I’ll play some “music” while you dance over here by this vertical metallic tube mounted on the dais
I like crazy eyes.
Especially when they’re coupled with incoherence.