[Freelance Warrior]

Kim Jong-un is certainly a generous leader.

[BuffaloJack]

This is an old story. It happened a week or two after mini-Kim took over.

[bunkerhill7]

Yeah but was he wearing a cup?

[RightGeek]

Presumably it worked better than this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnYvh_Z4rA4

[NormsRevenge]

He’s doing us all a big favor.. and serving as a reminder to the rest of the Norks of how far he will bend from his granddaddys image.

[miele man]

I notice the Telegraph article does not provide a source for stating Jang was taken out by mortar. Two sources did state he was machine gunned to death (see below). There have been much earlier reports of using mortar rounds to obliterate military persons who opposed Jong Un and with almost the same quote as used here in this article, re: "down to his hair". Whichever method, it is safe to say Jang is no more. Hawon Jung ‏@allyjung "Jang was executed by machine gun, says S.#Korea MP, head of intelligence committee. Military says no unusual troops movement in N.Korea yet." Jaehwan Cho 조재환 ‏@hohocho S.#Korea's ruiling party congressman Seo Sang-ki : "We presumed Jang Song Thaek was executed by heavy machine gun"

[edpc]

They had requested to borrow Little David on diplay at Aberdeen Proving Ground.

[mikrofon]

Ave Caesar, mortari te salutant!

[Revolting cat!]

for reportedly drinking and carousing

Fool! He'd be a distingueshed Senator from Taxassuchetts had he moved here.

[McGruff]

Hey if you got to go, go Big!

[Colonel_Flagg]

A real man would have used a Sturmtiger.

[Revolting cat!]

leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair,"

Could we use this revolutionary inventive method on our own bad comedians, celebrities and TV pundits?

[not2be4gotten.com]

How do you force someone to stand in a certain place?

As soon as the guys forcing me to stand someplace took off, I would be booking out of there also.

At least that would be my basic strategy.

[Jonty30]

That’s probably a merciful death.

[Gay State Conservative]

A few years back I got talking to several South Korean businessmen in a hotel lobby in Dubai.At one point I told them that I’d be fascinated to get the chance to visit North Korea.The looks on their faces were something to behold...they were dumbfounded.Stunned,actually.We didn’t get to continue the chat because their car arrived at that point.

[dragnet2]

On the orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair,"

They should have dressed him up as a fat fresh cooked turkey and dropped him in a crowd. The people would have devoured him like piranha.