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NO APRIL FOOLS DAY THREAD TODAY!
Original | April 1, 2014 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 04/01/2014 8:21:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

Didn’t you hear? There won’t be any April this year. We’re doing March twice so people will have more time to sign up for Obamacare.


41 posted on 04/01/2014 8:33:26 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Lazamataz

Copycat! I thought of that first!!!!


42 posted on 04/01/2014 8:33:35 AM PDT by Mygirlsmom (Enemies Beware: Obama has a phone and a # and he knows how to use them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were just inducted into MENSA


43 posted on 04/01/2014 8:34:02 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Cicero
Didn’t you hear? There won’t be any April this year. We’re doing March twice so people will have more time to sign up for Obamacare.

That is actually NOT a joke. Obama signed an executive order at midnight last night.

44 posted on 04/01/2014 8:34:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Say it ain’t so, Laz.

Put up the April Fool’s thread, Laz, I know you’ve got one ready!!


45 posted on 04/01/2014 8:35:12 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (The dogs bark; the caravan moves on!)
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To: Lazamataz; everyone

Due to Laz’s sex change, Laz will now be known as ‘I be hit’


46 posted on 04/01/2014 8:36:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Bon of Babble
Say it ain’t so, Laz. Put up the April Fool’s thread, Laz, I know you’ve got one ready!!

No.

In fact, I decided yesterday not to post ANY thread on Free Republic today.

47 posted on 04/01/2014 8:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Personally, I'm staying off Free Republic today.

Busy elsewhere today?


48 posted on 04/01/2014 8:36:44 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: a fool in paradise

You know darned well I’ve given up women.


49 posted on 04/01/2014 8:37:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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50 posted on 04/01/2014 8:38:12 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: Lazamataz
I'm afraid I do not know lizard mating habits.

I thought that I read somewhere that you had invested in, 'slithering', technology...
51 posted on 04/01/2014 8:38:49 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Lazamataz
Wormed their way into your heart?


52 posted on 04/01/2014 8:39:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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53 posted on 04/01/2014 8:40:39 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Lazamataz

It is an OUTRAGE that you refuse to post your annual April Fool’s thread and refuse to post anything today.

Did Jim Rob threaten to close your account if you pulled your usual April Fool’s pranks?

Since when have you ever listened to anything anyone said here on FreeP??

Now, post the thread Laz, the coast is clear and feel free to post away today, articles and comments.

Nothing to be afraid of!!


54 posted on 04/01/2014 8:41:16 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (The dogs bark; the caravan moves on!)
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Since you fooled me last year, and I chastised you for it, I heartily laud your restraint. However, I must duly admit that I am somewhat discouraged that we somehow can no longer maintain a light-hearted spirit and that everything must be serious all the time.

I know I must sound schizophrenic.

55 posted on 04/01/2014 8:44:39 AM PDT by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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BEST. APRIL. FOOLS. DAY. POST. EVER. !!!!!!!


56 posted on 04/01/2014 8:46:09 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Obadiah
However, I must duly admit that I am somewhat discouraged that we somehow can no longer maintain a light-hearted spirit and that everything must be serious all the time.

Serious. A pall-bearer's attitude. Life is drudgery, pain, hatred and sorrow. If you laugh, you lost in life.

57 posted on 04/01/2014 8:46:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: CharlesWayneCT
BEST. APRIL. FOOLS. DAY. POST. EVER. !!!!!!!

The irony was not lost on many. :)

58 posted on 04/01/2014 8:46:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: ken5050

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were just inducted into MENSA
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Barack Obama and Joe Biden were their sponsors...


59 posted on 04/01/2014 8:47:08 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Lazamataz

I’m afraid to click on this thread.


60 posted on 04/01/2014 8:48:33 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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