310 DAYS (two hours late)

3/16/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[al baby]

Snickers used to look like that then annies mom died and he lost ten pounds

[Lazamataz]

That’s actually kinda sad.

[backwoods-engineer]

Laz, please add me to the “Countdown: Exit Obama (C.E.O.) Ping List”. Thanks, and carry on.

[chasio649]

add me to list

[50mm]

Biggest weiner I've ever seen!

[unlearner]

Not intending to be a nit picky grammar Nazi, but I think you missed a few commas. Other than that, perfectly accurate.

;-)

[Lazamataz]

The whole point is to leave out the commas. :)

[tntraveler]

Christophobic

What a description!! But, methinks it's the 3rd adjective you use that the traitor will spend a very, very long time contemplating.

[Pollster1]

I don't mind you being two hours late (not too much). If the Marxism-loving arrogant Christophobic nefarious imperious preening petty heinous Imperialist vengeful constantly-golfing destructive Islamic ruthless malevolent caucasian-hating nasty oligarchist disasterous anti-American sissified thin-skinned oppressive hateful racist traitorous evil supercilious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving socialist petulant deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator usurping so-called-President is even two seconds late in leaving our White House, I would consider that unacceptable.

[Read Write Repeat]

310 to Yuma.

[Tennessee Nana]

[Read Write Repeat]

Commas? We don’t need no stinkin’ commas.

[Read Write Repeat]

...though Laz sure seems to like dem there hyphens.