8th time? He just can’t put down roots.
Did the tree agree to this? I want to cedar wedding license.
He has more rings than a redwood
For those wishing to send a gift, the bride is registered with Scott’s Miracle-Gro.
And not one reported divorce from the previous seven...............This marriage is not valid.
544.3 million kilograms??!! It’s gonna’ be tough to carry that bride over the threshold!
Did any of the trees say, “Yes”?
On the plus side, the tree has a heckuva knot hole.
Do they still have to have termite tests before they can get married? Did he check his bride for birds’ nests before the honeymoon? I’ll bet she has more nuts than he does (squirrels, silly).
Leaf it to this clown to marry a tree, thus depriving other deserving trees of a chance for marital bliss.
I wonder if the groom has any tree-trimmers in his branch of the family? That should make get-togethers a lot of fun.
I heard that Torres’ favorite Ninja Turtle figure was “Splinter”. Figures.
Reminds me of Baba Wawa.
If you could mawwy a twee what kind of twee would you mawwy?
I thought rice was a No-no, it kills the birds !!!
He had a woody.
Such a sap.
I need another tree wife like I need a hole in the head.
He better watch it or she’ll toast his acorns.
I say these things because he deserves no serious response.
He threw a bouquet?
Isnt that kind of plant racist?
And also kind of plant necrophilia?
Satire? Probably not these days.
Why not? It’s as real as many other ceremonies that liberals pretend are also marriage.
Honey moon night should be a laugh, the worlds gone crazy
Watch out for splinters!
Mark
as I leaf through the comments, I can’t help but chuckle...
but in all seriousness, maybe it’s time we branch out into something else...
The responses on this thread give yet more proof that FR is at the same time the most awesome and most horrible site on the entire internet.
After seeing all the incredibly witty comments I was going to write a sappy haiku, but I was stumped.