Canoes reek of genocide, theft and white privilege, professor claims

Fox ^ | 10-25-16

[NonValueAdded]

These people are nucking futs.

[tbw2]

Now I understand how you get Islamic fatwas against men holding melons due to sexual connotations ... the thought leaders only stay relevant and in the limelight if they come up with things to ban and get upset about.

[Vaquero]

I got my White Privilege right here.

[zaxtres]

BREAKING NEWS: Everything in society today is a “symbol of colonialism, imperialism and genocide due to history”

More to follow after white men have apologized and white women complain they aren’t getting paid for the extra 50 minutes of work they do everyday. It’s been also determined that Islam cultural appropraitions of things like Algebra, Astronomy and Medicine are fine by these ideaologues and this only pertains to white men.

That is all move along. Nothing more to see!
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[zaxtres]

Not even a mother would love that face!

[hollywood]

If all whites would simply self-identify as non-whites, this whole white privilege problem would be solved! Next problem!

[Gay State Conservative]

I wonder what this pig might think of my riding lawnmower.

[fella]

She is guilty of culturally appropriating the English language to make her living.

[Paladin2]

What about using a tube along with a kayak paddle?

[Berosus]

The ancestors of the Aborigines probably used canoes to get from Indonesia to Australia. The picture below is from an Australian board game.

[SunTzuWu]

I like the way you think. I’ll be using this argument during my next visit with the more insane side of my family.

[Jemian]

This article just led to an interesting discussion in my multi-ethnic class of sixth graders. They thought she was all wet.

[fungoking]

This is why I use a jon boat when I float the river for smallmouth.

[Wneighbor]

You are being bad. But you made me laugh!

[noiseman]

"Gee, last time I went canoeing on a reservation all the Indians (woops) were in power boats."

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from On Golden Pond: "Actually, the Indians used a different grade of aluminum." - Said by Henry Fonda in response to the kid saying something like "They have a canoe just like the Indians used."

[JennysCool]

Where this insanity comes from is we closed the insane asylums.

[dfwgator]

I think of these guys

Trappers (Kids In the Hall)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITLXo19248g

[al_c]

What does she think Native Americans used to traverse the waterways?

[GingisK]

Oh, yeah, the great Iroquois Armada attack on St. Petersburg. This is a Gary Larson cartoon bubbling to the surface.

[Cvengr]

Don’t show her a bicycle.