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Chelsea Clinton: 3 Reasons to Vote for My Mom (LOL)
Us magazine ^ | 11/3/2016 | Chelsea Clinton

Posted on 11/03/2016 5:58:35 AM PDT by simpson96

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To: Prov1322

Clinton’s supporters need to think about it before they vote. Especially the ones who have college educated kids, living at home who can’t get a job.
(I think Hillary called them, basement dwellers).


41 posted on 11/03/2016 6:40:29 AM PDT by Toespi
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The test of a lie, is to ask an improbably question and witness the dance.

I have good test question in three parts.

To HRC

Do you play golf?
What’s your handicap?
What would you like to improve in your game?

You see, I play a bit of golf, more lately than in the previous 4 or 5 years. And I realized just last night that most Presidents, since 1890’s or so, actually play golf. I have never noticed whether HRC played the game, but I don’t think so, or if so, it was probably a photo op.

I also know that a true test of character is whether or not you do the right thing when nobody is looking. Billy Jeff used to mulligan and subtract swings from his golf card (as there exists anecdotal reference from people who played with him). Does Obama cheat at golf? Perhaps, but I’m guessing probably not.

Would/does Hillary cheat or do the right thing when nobody is looking? It appears to NOT be the case. So much for character.

So, with the help of P.G. Wodehouse, I am developing (in my mind), a litmus test for my personal use when selecting candidates. It is a work in progress, but one that I intend on honing into a viable solution to any political selection questions I might have. Since I really don’t suffer from dilemma’s regarding my choices, this litmus test would only be used to strengthen any argument against my political leanings, besides my usual stance of “I’m too pragmatic to vote Jackass Party” - which has been quite successful in shutting down discussions as of late, especially with a few of my relatives.


42 posted on 11/03/2016 6:40:53 AM PDT by Clutch Martin
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To: simpson96
And to think when Hillary loses next Tuesday. The Chelsea 2020 Presidential campaign begins on November 9th. I'm only half joking, the Clinton's are NEVER going to give up on their quest to get back in the Whitehouse (and by then, the might be counting on President Chelsea to commute their lengthy prison sentences.)
43 posted on 11/03/2016 6:41:02 AM PDT by apillar
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To: simpson96

“please clap”


44 posted on 11/03/2016 6:41:59 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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To: dead
Simpleton. Forever eleven.

I was thinking the same thing - a 12-year-old promoting her mom for PTA president.

45 posted on 11/03/2016 6:46:24 AM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: simpson96

1. She only cares about herself. It’s a ploy that she cares about anyone else.

2. Yeah, she keeps on fighting. How about instead trying to accomplish things for the good of the country instead of fighting all the time?

3. And example to girls? With all of her foul mouthed cursing of all of the “peons” that get in her way? Sorry ... my girls don’t need examples like that in their lives.


46 posted on 11/03/2016 6:46:25 AM PDT by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: simpson96

Don’t forget “Little Girl Issue #4”...

Your dad will have plenty of nubile young female interns to cavort with in the halls of the White House.


47 posted on 11/03/2016 6:54:06 AM PDT by moovova
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To: simpson96
1. She cares about children — not just her own (me!).Growing up, I never doubted I was my mom’s first priority. (snip)

At least until Hill met Huma in the mid-90s.

48 posted on 11/03/2016 6:56:41 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Anthony Weiner's use of the P-word has been kept out of the media, why the double standard?)
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To: libertarian27

Reference your photo in post number 31. Reasons number one and two,I cannot defend.

Reason number three, If you were married to Hillary, you would probably cheat also. If I was married to Hillary, I would commit suicide, or suicide her. Either would be a relief.


49 posted on 11/03/2016 6:58:33 AM PDT by sport
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To: simpson96
1. She cares about children —

Except if they are unborn. Then Hillary says you can chop them up or burn their skin off until they are dead.

I'm guessing the real three reasons Chelsea wants people to vote for her Mom are:

1. left ovary
2. right ovary
3. uterus

50 posted on 11/03/2016 7:01:08 AM PDT by chimera
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To: simpson96

You forgot the comedy tag?


51 posted on 11/03/2016 7:04:29 AM PDT by knighthawk (We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
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To: All

after all these months, their argument is STILL : Trump says mean things and GRRL POWER!

Seriously, that’s it....their whole narrative is cast thru the lens of Feminista bullspit....


52 posted on 11/03/2016 7:09:18 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: simpson96

It’s gotta be satire.


53 posted on 11/03/2016 7:16:58 AM PDT by redfreedom
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To: simpson96

1. She cares about children. She cares about getting as many children into and as few out of every Planned Parenthood child murder center in the nation.

2. She never gives up...promoting Planned parenthood and abortion with out limitations

3. She’s an example to girls on how to make bad choices and then claim pro choice by killing your baby.


54 posted on 11/03/2016 7:17:23 AM PDT by cyclotic
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To: simpson96

4. to keep my whole family out of JAIL


55 posted on 11/03/2016 7:18:03 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: simpson96

She been sharing her moms drugs and booze or what?


56 posted on 11/03/2016 7:41:18 AM PDT by Jaded (Pope Francis? Not really a fan... miss the last guy who recognized how Islam spread... the sword.ag)
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To: simpson96

4.). After the election we promise to invite Danny Williams Clinton to Thanks Giving. (To sit at the table in the kitchen with the service staff.)


57 posted on 11/03/2016 7:45:15 AM PDT by Fitzy_888 ("ownership society")
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To: Jaded

As I recall. Chelsea told Sidwell Friends that if she gets sick, for the school to call her father, because her mother is too busy.


58 posted on 11/03/2016 7:45:48 AM PDT by MGG
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To: simpson96

2 and 3 might come in handy in prison.


59 posted on 11/03/2016 7:48:43 AM PDT by Leep (Last Days of Hillary)
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To: simpson96

Ride your husband’s coat tails and destroy anyone who gets in your way. Modern feminism?


60 posted on 11/03/2016 7:49:52 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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