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Man has extremely solid excuse for being late to work
The Sun ^
| January 4, 2017
| Guy Mirchall
Posted on 01/04/2017 2:34:03 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder
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Well, OK, there's that.
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
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01/04/2017 2:37:41 PM PST
by
max americana
(For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
That’s an awful lot of labor, materials and expense to create a sight gag. That takes a unique sense of humor.
Or, it could be some odd mistake. I’ve heard of demolition crews destroying the wrong house before. “Oops! Our bad”.
To: max americana
Yes, they got the instructions for “the wall” from hacking Trump confused with stuff they pulled off HRC’s machine...
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
This is one of those classic “ultimate pranks” that gets thrown around on lists and websites but seems like you need to be very motivated to actually do.
Plus... who doesn’t have a side door or back door (or windows) to get out, if this actually happens?
Another version I have heard of that is a little less labor intensive is to build a plywood frame over the door, then fill the frame with concrete. Well, less labor intensive for the pranker, but probably worse for the prankee.
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01/04/2017 2:40:11 PM PST
by
Boogieman
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
It wasn’t me this time I swear.
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posted on
01/04/2017 2:40:27 PM PST
by
MrEdd
(MrEdd)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Did he happen to have a cask of amontillado sitting around?
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posted on
01/04/2017 2:41:18 PM PST
by
CrazyIvan
(Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Did he happen to have a cask of amontillado sitting around?
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posted on
01/04/2017 2:41:24 PM PST
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CrazyIvan
(Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
My boss would just think I made it up as an excuse (as usual).
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posted on
01/04/2017 2:42:57 PM PST
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
What, no back door or windows?
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posted on
01/04/2017 2:43:07 PM PST
by
Kozak
(ALLAH AKBAR = HEIL HITLER)
To: Kozak
What, no back door or windows?There was a window but he had nothing to break it with. It seems all his bricks were mysteriously missing.
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Some friends and I once did something similar. Friends were on vacation so we built a wall in their house blocking off the bedrooms.
It was a real wall. Studs, drywall, mud. We even painted it.
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posted on
01/04/2017 2:49:20 PM PST
by
cyclotic
(Democrats haven't been this mad since we freed their slaves)
To: CrazyIvan
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posted on
01/04/2017 2:50:22 PM PST
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linear
(The Russians hacked my tag line!)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
The perp will be whichever neighbor is into Pink Floyd.
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01/04/2017 2:56:35 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(ABC/NBC/CBS/MSNBC/PBS/CNN/FOX are THE LEGACY MEDIA)
To: CrazyIvan
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01/04/2017 2:58:48 PM PST
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mykroar
(Congratulations President-Elect Trump)
To: lee martell
“Thats an awful lot of labor, materials and expense to create a sight gag.”
It had to be a bunch of young guys.
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posted on
01/04/2017 3:04:06 PM PST
by
dljordan
(WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
To: dljordan
Maybe a short term use was found for Merkel’s Syrian refugees. Some are prepared to do seal up the doorways that other German’s won’t seal.
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
We know it wasn’t an African immigrant.
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posted on
01/04/2017 4:37:45 PM PST
by
Organic Panic
(Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: max americana
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