[fruser1]

If you don’t want to own up to it, you can blame your insurance company. Liability insurance won’t cover companies that hire felons.

With a felony rap, you are truly f’d for life.

Of course, if he get’s hit w/a misdemeanor or let off entirely, you’re out of luck w/that one.

[Larry Lucido]

Probably not a good move, but now that he's bit....busboy? Realtor?

[sit-rep]

just tell him hes over qualified...

[bigbob]

Easy, make it right and hire him!

[Bratch]

[A_perfect_lady]

Tell him your business has gone bankrupt and you aren’t sure what you’re going to do now.

[vannrox]

What’s the problem? Just hire him.

[ETL]

He sent me his resume over Facebook.

Anything "interesting" on his resume? Car thief, burglar, drug dealer...?

[central_va]

Forward his resume to the DNC. Perfect fit.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

How is a response like that “trolling him”?

[eyedigress]

Dude. Playing stupid games only begets stupid prizes.

You decided to get in the mud.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

I don’t know about you, but my business circumstances have changed since August. Maybe it’s the still-collapsing Bush economy, maybe I was counting too much on Hillary winning. I dunno, but things I was hoping to do in August and September are simply impossible right now.

Lots of libs would believe that, I think.

[mrsmith]

Is there any problem the internet can’t cause- or at least make worse?

[MotorCityBuck]

Dude this is ain’t 911. You need help. Hire a lawyer, or a tough guy to sort out your problems. We don’t care.
DumbAss.

[Rastus]

If he can’t move to Canada, what’s the problem? Make it clear the job can’t move to him. If he is willing to pull up stakes and move based on your offer, maybe you’ll have to see it through. Maybe you should.

[Chode]

i'd be more concerned about a visit from the SS

[RC one]

I just forwarded this post to him.

[Nifster]

Trolling others is a petty move

[isom35]

since he appears to dislike Trump, tell him you run a business that manufactures MAGA hats.

[dangerdoc]

Boggled.