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Why “Agile” and especially Scrum are terrible
Michael O. Church ^ | 6/6/2015 | michaelochurch

Posted on 04/18/2017 5:19:37 AM PDT by Mechanicos

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61 posted on 04/18/2017 9:02:19 AM PDT by killermosquito (Buffalo, Detroit (and eventually France) is what you get when liberalism runs its course.)
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Having worked at big companies with "Waterfall" ans small with "Agile" I would say most of what he describes (bad management) is equally applicable to both methodologies, if not in the same way.

The fundamental problems are the same: poorly thought-out business requirements and business focus on short-term gains over longer-term (but more risky) change.

The only place I ever worked with the software development process being good was where the software team leader was also a partner, so when the business side came flapping in with a new requirement, he would say, "Sounds good-- you'll see it in the next planned release coming next quarter, not earlier."

I worked in a big company where we'd have meetings with a program manager, team leader and several developers. I used to giggle inside about the hourly rate at which money was being pissed away in such meeting when the same company suffered significant losses because it reused a NIC card in an important server to save money. LOL

The fundamental loss of status for programmers is brought about through the introduction of outsourcing and 'consulting' services themselves, where the presence of the consultants (unless they are brought in for narrowly tailored expertise) is both a reproach and a threat to the permanent IT staff.

62 posted on 04/18/2017 9:04:10 AM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens")
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I’m lucky that in my current position, I can wear all the different hats of being the business analyst, project manager, and the programmer.


63 posted on 04/18/2017 9:06:03 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Lolololol.

No kidding, and I appreciate your user story in the correct syntax.

Btw, people just started copying and pasting "As a developer..." into requirements at my last project. Unthinking automatons...

64 posted on 04/18/2017 9:07:11 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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If I was a QA manager I’d quit. It must be the absolute worst job in the universe. Thank goodness QA types are almost always unusually calm people.


65 posted on 04/18/2017 9:09:50 AM PDT by numberonepal (First they came for Sarah, then they came for Herman, and now they've come for Trump.)
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"2020 shared work space"

The older terms, "sweatshop" and "boiler room" come to mind.

66 posted on 04/18/2017 9:11:07 AM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens")
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The older terms, "sweatshop" and "boiler room" come to mind.

Ya, "boiler room" was my first thought when I heard of shared work spaces. But at least in a boiler room you get the same seat, phone, monitor every day.

67 posted on 04/18/2017 9:23:19 AM PDT by numberonepal (First they came for Sarah, then they came for Herman, and now they've come for Trump.)
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When everyone else fails, its somehow the QA manager and his team that is somehow supposed to make it all happen automagically. Believe me, I understand it.


68 posted on 04/18/2017 9:32:39 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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That’s exactly what I told them. Our customers are not going to pay us to hold scrum meetings.


69 posted on 04/18/2017 10:45:22 AM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF OBAMACARE REPEAL THAT IS WORSE THAN KEEPING IT ONE MORE DAY***)
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And btw, those scrum meeting should be short, short, short. And take conversations out of the room if they can be later after. Any person who makes those meetings go one minute longer is a problem.

Besides many of my stuff I do in my career, I am Agile certified, for whatever that is worth.

70 posted on 04/18/2017 10:55:33 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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The most productive of these type of meetings I had was a once a week- everyone went around the room and had to say
1) what did you do last week
2) what are you planning to do now and
3) what problems/needs do you have

You HAD TO give a good 5 minute answer or they would find more work for you or something


71 posted on 04/18/2017 2:30:41 PM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF OBAMACARE REPEAL THAT IS WORSE THAN KEEPING IT ONE MORE DAY***)
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To: Mechanicos
This author needs to read Steve McConnell books, such as Rapid Development, Professional Software Development, and Code Complete. He reveals no indication of understanding the difference between software engineering and "code and fix". He also fails to understand that estimation is not a number, but is better as a 90% conference interval.

He's a non-professional with a blog.

72 posted on 04/18/2017 9:30:17 PM PDT by The Truth Will Make You Free
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