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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
Shanghaiist.com ^
| Alex Lindor
Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
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To: HangnJudge
the man will hereafter be known only as “14mm”
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:24:17 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
To: MarchonDC09122009
"Was it a Snap-on tool?" Nope. Rigid.
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:24:31 AM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(Hillary Clinton: the official candidate of the National Sleep Foundation)
To: Polyxene
If I was that ‘hard up’ I think I could find a lot of other substitutes rather than using a wrench.
To: irish guard
It’s China. He needs the metric set.
To: DeFault User
"Quick, call the Obamacare experts in the US. They have a code for flaming water ski injuries; they must have one for penis stuck in wrench."
Better yet, call Bill Clinton. I'm sure that he's tried it at least once before and knows how to trigger the quick release ...
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:27:11 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: Daffynition
I read the title as :*Chinese Man Gets Wench Stuck on Penis*He wished, LOL.
To: irish guard
A little PB Blaster/Liquid Wrench and a breaker bar, and she’ll come right off!
To: irish guard
Perhaps he should have used...
-PJ
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:31:46 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: irish guard
It would hurt, but he could just quickly jerk it off.
To: irish guard
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:36:19 AM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Never take a known wise-ass to the shooting range.)
To: JoeProBono
To: fruser1
14mm!?!
To: irish guard
Was his tool Ridgid?
73
posted on
07/06/2017 8:45:18 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
To: treetopsandroofs
Man gets penis stuck in wrench for 17 hours, dentists delicately drill it off
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I’m assuming you mean they drilled the wrench off. Yes?
To: Responsibility2nd
With the shortage of women in China these lads are clearly desperate enough to sc** anything.
To: irish guard
When hitting it by yourself never use a wrench.
To: bar sin·is·ter
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posted on
07/06/2017 9:21:06 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: irish guard
I remember this episode on Tool time.
I don’t think so Tim.
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posted on
07/06/2017 9:21:58 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: Daffynition
“I read the title as :*Chinese Man Gets Wench Stuck on Penis*
Oopsie”
I had that problem once.
It took a nasty and expensive divorce and five years of alimony payments, but it was worth it.
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posted on
07/06/2017 9:25:38 AM PDT
by
oldvirginian
(Government is at best a necessary evil, at worst a millstone around the neck of the citizenry.)
To: Responsibility2nd
I was cringing and citing the article’s headline verbatim, but its photo showed the cut wrench.
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posted on
07/06/2017 9:30:30 AM PDT
by
treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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