Laptop Assistance - Vanity Thread

[Responsibility2nd]

Cat like typing thread?

 

Here I am. With memes.

 

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Just get your cats to run the other way across your keyboard.

[Responsibility2nd]

Heh heh. I fix yur probrem. Then I haz chhezeburger.

 

[Red Badger]

Blonde?....................

[I want the USA back]

Message from cat: Your computer is now under the control of cat. Unless you double the treats and change that yucky cat food, your computer will be under my control

[gunsequalfreedom]

Turn it on its side?

[gunsequalfreedom]

You beat me to it! Good suggestion if I do say so.

[bunkerhill7]

My passwords are typed by my cats.
Only another hacker cat can break them.

[Billthedrill]

Have we really been reduced to posting cat and keyboard pix on a Monday morning?

Yes. Yes, we have.

[Responsibility2nd]

There’s never a bad time to post kitteh pics.

[goodnesswins]

Can I hijack this thread?....YOUTUBE videos on MY LAPTOP have a volume issue...the sound dies after about 10 seconds...do not know if one of the cats messed it up, but would sure like it fixed...I’ve searched and can’t figure out a fix. Thx...if anyone has an answer...

[BenLurkin]

[Davy Crocket]

My kitty chases the hour glass on the screen! Also the arrow.

[Gamecock]

My pleasure.

[DJ Frisat]

Well, since someone has already provided the solution, I can be a wiseguy.

Ready?

Simultaneously press the Windows and Paws keys...

[SES1066]

Oh come on y’all, the answer is the classic one - ALWAYS ... “Press any key to continue!”

[aquila48]

“What the cat messes up, a dog will fix.”

You do have a point there.

I’ve owned cats and dogs, and dogs seem to consider cat messes a delicacy. Greatly reduced the number of times I had to clean the litter box.

[adorno]

I’ve owned cats and dogs, and dogs seem to consider cat messes a delicacy.

Tell me about it.

Dogs consider their own poop to be a delicacy.

What they poop, they also clean up. But, that can get to be a huge problem when a dog cleans up after himself and loads up with a week's worth of "delicacies" from the backyard. I had a VERY BIG problem last year, when my daughter left her 85 lb German Shepard with me, for 5 days. The last night, he wanted to go out at about 2 in the morning. I knew I had let him out at 11:00 PM a few hours earlier. I didn't think that he needed to go out again. He insisted, and I insisted he didn't need to go so soon after about 2 hours earlier. I thought I knew better, and I won. He didn't go out. He did his thing on my floor. The problem was not cleaning up his mess. The problem was cleaning up the HUMONGOUS MESS he had made, which amounted to about 20 lbs or more of poop (and I'm not kidding about that). I spent the next 2 hours using paper towels to clean up the mess, flushing a bit at a time. That was an exhausting 3 hours! And I'm not kidding about that either. At the end, I ended up mopping the floor about 5 times, using all kinds of cleaning fluids to get the smell out. To this day (1 1/2 years later), I'm still not convinced I got it all out, even after getting a new wood floor for the whole house.

Now, every time "Mojo" is left for us to take care of, I let him be the boss, and he goes out every time he wants to, and that can get exhausting too. But, lesson learned and never again. Biggest lesson? Never get a huge dog as a pet. Chihuahuas are "poop" friendly.

[aquila48]

“Now, every time “Mojo” is left for us to take care of, I let him be the boss, and he goes out every time he wants to, and that can get exhausting too. But, lesson learned and never again. Biggest lesson? Never get a huge dog as a pet. Chihuahuas are “poop” friendly.”

Mojo is quite the teacher! :) A very worthwhile lesson indeed.

The lesson I learned is that to everything there is a season. When our kids were little we had a series of cats and dogs, and we enjoyed them all. Now that we’re retired and enjoy traveling, the season for pets is behind us.