Posted on 11/24/2017 1:17:22 PM PST by sodpoodle
Here ya go...call this whatever ya want to...
1. anana
2. resser
3. rammar
4. otato
5. evive
6. neven
7. ssess
half way...after that the dog is running OUT of the woods...
I was in attendance when a doctor was evaluating my father for dementia. He was doing great, even spelling “world” backwards, without hesitation, “dee el are oh double-yew”, which the doctor had to check on his fingers.
Then at the end, the doctor asked him what year it was, “1975” my dad declared, again without hesitation. It was 2005, or so.
Ah, Bartelby! Ah, humanity!
Hmm... dang, got the egg one wrong and didn’t figure out the words - but I didn’t give myself much time on that one.
Bump for later
purple
Only half way in...
yup, using the glottal stop in your throat.
Bookkeeper. . .
I was going to say “the height” but google reveals the true answer. Good one.
ML/NJ
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Formatting anyone????
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Sprorange and Chilver. The first is a rare botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant, the second is an archaic term for a ewe-lamb.
Why a duck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3hjo7V7TPs
I submit a word that now appears in several dictionaries as one who receives a tattoo: tattooee
Meets the criteria.
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Here are the Answers: (No peeking!)
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: Johnny, of course.
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? Answer: None. There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President's Name in 1975? Answer: Same as is it now Donald Trump [Oh, come on...]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”? Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
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7) What did you go into the kitchen to get?
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>> “Whats the difference between a duck?” <<
Each leg is both the same!
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>> “Why a duck?” <<
Because rabbits run too fast.
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