Man Calls Police to Report Himself for Drink Driving

Metro (U.K.) ^ | Sunday 7 Jan 2018 | Adam Smith

[dsc]

Yeah, you could get all kinds of messed up mixing those.

I don’t even mix beer and hard liquor.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

“I can drink standing up, or I can drink sitting down, but I can’t stand up after I’ve been drinking sitting down as well as I can sit down after I’ve been drinking standing up.”

Extra points to anyone who recognizes the quotation. Hint: I didn’t write it in Scots dialect like the original.

[dfwgator]

I remember when I had my drinking problem.....

[Deaf Smith]

Florida is not in the UK.

*Here's Florida, here's UK, there's the bloody sea!

[dforest]

And that very same man called somebody else to pay the fine.

[PUGACHEV]

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time.

[CGASMIA68]

The reporter(talks funny) you frigen idiot, not the subject of the article:

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