Wild otter attacks 77-year-old Florida kayaker: 'It didn't want to come off'

Fox News ^ | 7 Mar 2018 | Katherine Lam

[DUMBGRUNT]

“The headlines of Man’s Life not only advertised dangerous and/or lascivious adventures, they sometimes promised the reader actual instructions on how to access such debauchery in real life.”

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/weasels_ripped_my_flesh

A gold mine!

One minor issue, the kayaker was attacked by an otter, not a weasel.
Same mother, different brother?

[moehoward]

She’s kinda got an Otter thing going herself.

[windsorknot]

No, not that one... the otter one.

[BigEdLB]

There is a good solution to this issue

[Red Badger]

The otter probably had babies nearby.........

[Red Badger]

You beat me to it!...............I otter be faster.................

[bigbob]

Otter CCW while kayaking

[shotgun]

Maybe when it went for her head his balls were dangling from her nose?

[sheana]

Walmart’s kayaks and paddle boards are cheaper than anywhere else. I recently bought 1 of each from there. The grandkids and their friends love them. Gonna buy another paddle board from them before summer.

[Big Red Clay]

Reminds me off the Jeff Foxworthy bit that is my favorite of his “If you’ve ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck”

[Lurker]

This otter be good.

L

[leaning conservative]

Love, love, love.....can hear the speech in my head ; )

[leaning conservative]

That would be traumatic!

[rrrod]

Hmmmm is she a registered Democrat or a decent person?

[Safetgiver]

determined the Otter was a “He”....He had balls enough to attack her?

[Osage Orange]

Loved it....!!

[livius]

I was kayaking on the inland waterway once, at night on a full moon with a strong tide, and all of a sudden an otter head appeared in the water next to me. Literally, just the head. I guess it had gotten chopped off by a propeller earlier in the day. And no matter what I did, the head kept following me because it had gotten caught up in the stream of the kayak. So for the entire trip the moonlight shone upon this pathetic looking head bobbing along rapidly in the black water at my side...

It was a truly creepy experience!

[Grampa Dave]

Yuck, that made the hair on the back of my arms stand up.

They stand up when I read or hear about yuckie and bizarre things like that.

[Grampa Dave]

Yuck, that made the hair on the back of my arms stand up.

They stand up when I read or hear about creepy/yuckie and bizarre things like that.

[Ax]

Was that Wild Weasel flying in an F4C at the time?