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Florida woman blames ‘windy day’ for cocaine found in purse
KVDR.com ^ | 4/8/2018 | Web Staff

Posted on 04/08/2018 1:45:46 PM PDT by simpson96

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To: simpson96

On a side note, in my adventures of living in a big city, I would constantly see hair weaves rolling around like tumbleweeds on windy days.


21 posted on 04/08/2018 2:41:06 PM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: simpson96

Personally believe those drugs should be legalized but, she should be jailed for:

1. That stoopet name.

2. Her idiotic response
3. That vacant look

4. Vacuous intellect


22 posted on 04/08/2018 2:41:58 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: simpson96

It could happen, I watch Live PD a lot. It’s amazing how often people just leave 4-grand worth of coke just laying around in somebody else’s car. It’s also weird how often people wear pants that are not theirs.


23 posted on 04/08/2018 2:55:13 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: simpson96

Brings a whole new twist on cocaine’s slang name of ‘blow’.


24 posted on 04/08/2018 2:56:41 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: simpson96

She just needed a small dose just so she would ace her PhD qualifying...


25 posted on 04/08/2018 2:57:14 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: simpson96

Or the ever popular, “I stole this purse, the drugs ain’t mine”.


26 posted on 04/08/2018 3:09:46 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Del Rapier

LOL


27 posted on 04/08/2018 4:00:58 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: simpson96

*** Just Joking ***

How windy does it have to be to have the half empty vodka bottle to land in my automobile cup holder?

*** Attempt at humor terminated ****


28 posted on 04/08/2018 4:14:43 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
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How windy does it have to be to have the half empty vodka bottle to land in my automobile cup holder?

I love FR, but I do wish there was an edit option for fumbled-fingered, bad proof-reading poster.

29 posted on 04/08/2018 4:29:31 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
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To: Dutch Boy

why is this a crime ?


30 posted on 04/08/2018 4:40:15 PM PDT by vooch (America First Drain the Swamp)
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To: vooch

Possession of cocaine is a crime. Lying about it is stupid. Wind couldn’t do what she said. However, global warming is magical and might have been able to pull it off.


31 posted on 04/08/2018 5:06:49 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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However, global warming is magical and might have been able to pull it off.

I don't think so. But maybe it could have come in with the tide. The Rising Tide of Racism in America!

(Try that one Kennicia Ashante, or whatever your name is. The race card is pure gold these days.

32 posted on 04/08/2018 5:21:37 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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To: Dutch Boy

no victim

no crime

it’s a non-crime


33 posted on 04/08/2018 6:23:10 PM PDT by vooch (America First Drain the Swamp)
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To: simpson96

Not Guilty after I’ve had a couple of Lines.


34 posted on 04/08/2018 6:33:34 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: simpson96

If she lives in Al Franken’s neighborhood, this is completely valid.


35 posted on 04/08/2018 6:54:12 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: dfwgator

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_Tenuta


36 posted on 04/08/2018 6:59:56 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Give a man a fish and he'll be a Democrat. Teach a man to fish and he'll be a responsible citizen.)
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To: simpson96

“Ain’t even my purse, officer - I stoled it from a lady in Walmart - maybe you should find and arrest her...”


37 posted on 04/09/2018 3:02:12 AM PDT by trebb (I stopped picking on the mentally ill hypocrites who pose as conservatives...mostly ;-})
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