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I Went to the ER with a Live Roach in My Ear and It Was as Horrifying as You Think
Self ^
| April 30, 2018
| Katie Holley
Posted on 05/04/2018 6:55:55 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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Scary!
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posted on
05/04/2018 6:55:55 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
05/04/2018 6:57:10 PM PDT
by
JusPasenThru
(We have a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem.)
To: EdnaMode
Que the weird scene from "The Wrath of Khan" where Chekov and Captain Westhisface get the funky ear bugs.
Sounds hideous. And it had to sound weird, too. Eeeyuck. d:^)
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posted on
05/04/2018 6:59:53 PM PDT
by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:00:39 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Vendome
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:01:50 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
ER?
Just pour 91% rubbing alcohol into your ear.
Flush with hydrogen peroxide.
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:03:42 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's62 fore sure)
To: EdnaMode
I guess you’ll be buying a box of Ear Plugs ,ouch
To: Vendome
Never, I mean never shoot palmetto bugs with a loaded gun. Next never tell this story with the word percussion in it.
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:05:32 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(The left sucks. That is why your toilet flushes.)
To: EdnaMode
I would take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
To: EdnaMode
Then go buy some Maxforce Roach gel bait for those German roaches.
Just moved In? That's what you get for dumpster diving for boxes to pack your move.
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:07:21 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's62 fore sure)
To: EdnaMode
We have fallen far when a roach-killer is referred to as a hero. That said, it is a very unsettling situation. I worked ER in my residency. Had a guy come with a small june bug (a type of beetle) in the external canal. He was a large man. He was just like this lady. It’s movements exaggerated the sound by being right on top of the ear drum We ended up at first pulling part of the insect out of the canal. The animal still lived and struggled all the more. If you have ever picked up a June bug they are very strong. So we put 10 mls. of lidocaine in the canal then flooded it with peroxide. The perodxide bubbled brought the insect out where we could finally see it and get a purchase on it and snagged the rascal. He was grateful, to say the least.
To: EdnaMode
Well I’m not sleeping tonight...
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:08:33 PM PDT
by
Skywise
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:08:43 PM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR home page)
To: EdnaMode
Did you bring the roaches with you or were they there residing there awaiting your arrival? If they were there first, then you might want to question and then sue the pest inspector that inspected the house prior to your purchase.
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:08:49 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:09:05 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: CopperTop
Yeah. When i saw that as a kid, I wanted to puke LOL. That made me more squeamish than every massacre in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre haha
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:09:12 PM PDT
by
max americana
(Fired libtard employees 9 consecutive times at every election since 08'. I hope all liberals die.)
To: EdnaMode
When I was a boy, we kids often get gnats in our ears. Drives you nuts, all that buzzing. My dad knew the perfect cure. He'd blow cigar smoke in our ears. The bug would come out pronto, on it's last legs too. Nicotine is a pesticide.
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:09:35 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
To: EdnaMode
Never tried to hide a roach in my ear before.....
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:10:54 PM PDT
by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: EdnaMode
Had the same thing happen to me. At first, I thought I might be having a stroke. It was kind of like having water in my ear, but noisier. I at first tried using a Q-Tip, but that did no good. Then a distant memory made me think of shining a flashlight in the afflicted ear (I tell people I could see the silhouette of the roach project out of the other ear). Couple of seconds later the roach walked out. I saved its body to share with my wife.
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:10:59 PM PDT
by
hanamizu
To: EdnaMode
Could be worse....
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posted on
05/04/2018 7:11:15 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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