Florida woman attacks neighbor, dog after it defecates on lawn, police says

Palm Beach Post ^ | 5/23/2018 | Sandra Nortunen

[ThreeYearLurker]

Not guilty!

[Mastador1]

I’m on her side. My neighbor had a good-size white lab-nice dog, but it kept pooping in my yard.

I'm not. Maybe if she had swung on and hit the real culprit instead of the dog. Also the information in the story is too slim, the relieved itself how? And if the dog defecated did the owner do due doodoo dilegence and pick up the deposit?

You probably yell at kids crossing your lawn too!

[dennisw]

Cat fight!!! But going by the name I am not interested in seeing it.

[lepton]

I understand why one might attack the neighbor after the neighbor defecates on your lawn...but why attack the dog too?

[imardmd1]

Once I packaged it up in a candy box and presented it to the owner, a neighborhood lady. She was quite thrilled that I would think of her, until she opened the box to sample it. What a sudden change in her visage in that precious, golden moment. Actually later on, she became friendly and even signed as a reference for my Concealed Carry License.

Moral of the story:

If your neighbors can run over you like a doormat, they won't respect you. Same everywhere.

I make my neighbors know, "Let your dog pee or defecate on your lawn first, before bringing it around past mine. I don't consider crapping on my lawn a friendly gesture from you or your dog."

People around here have learned, and they apparently warn new buyers when they move in, going on 34 years, now.

[chris37]

Welp, she doesn’t have to worry about her lawn anymore.

And yes, people should carry bags with them and pick up their poop.

However someone not doing so does not give you the right to commit a violent felony against them.

It’s all about balance.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“I’d like to know how you clean up their pee. “

My Grandma used a bucket of water

[onona]

Rotten eggs for deer. Good luck with those bastiges

[bankwalker]

How about ground hogs?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Sylvia Shikita Mari White,

The one Black rage attack that I can actually get behind.

[Secret Agent Man]

Yup, its the owner, not the animal.

[AbolishCSEU]

middle name=ain’t

[OldSmaj]

Damn!

Looks like Moochelle's sister...or something.

[Right Wing Assault]

It's just rude to not pick up after other people's dogs. I've called people on it and offered them bags. They look embarrassed. As a kid, I (and my mother) hated it when we kids came home with crappy shoes.

I carry two plastic grocery bags. Occasionally the beast poops three times, but it's not too hard to work two poops into a bag.

We must have different soil or something around here, but I have never seen a burned lawn. (When I was little, our little female dog always peed in the same few places and burned it there.)

My current dog has peed on every lawn within two feet of the sidewalk in the whole neighborhood. Other dogs have done the same. No burning. If the lawn is not fertilized, you get a greener, faster growing patch. It looks happier than the rest of their lawn.

[xrmusn]

Funny back when dogs and cats roamed at will and crapped and whizzed wherever they fancied we didn’t have no Global Warming and all this other PC crap like seat belts.

Maybe times WERE better ‘back in the day’.

Just sayin..

‘Standing by’

[ViLaLuz]

Brilliant!

[ViLaLuz]

Lol lol lol...so many options. What to choose!

[Rebelbase]

Had a neighbor once who let their poodle mix run loose and crap in my yard.

Pounded lots of cayenne and red pepper flakes into a piece of meat and tossed it in the dog’s path.

He never came back.

[Rebelbase]

The flip side is my current neighbor’s dog. He runs loose and visits us every day but won’t crap in the yard. He has to go into the bushes or the woods.

[CrimsonTidegirl]

I don’t blame her for being upset about the dog defecating in her yard but I have no patience with someone who would attack a dog.

Take it up with the owner, not the poor dog.