Brazilian football fan dies after slicing open her THROAT when she fell on her wine glass ...

www.thesun.co.uk ^ | Updated: 29th June 2018, 2:43 pm | By Phoebe Cooke

[treetopsandroofs]

This is also a “White Brazilian”

2 cl weißer Rum
2 cl Batida de Coco
3 cl Milch
1 Dash Amaretto

https://www.cocktaildatenbank.de/cocktail-rezepte/811-white-brazilian

[dfwgator]

A finger or two on or even in the wound would likely have saved her life. Few folks are up to that task, though

True, but who is truly prepared for a moment like that, outside of a battle?

[Mears]

Reading the article can be a TREMENDOUS help.

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[rktman]

Another alcohol related incident. Where's Shannon t watts and ubermeister Hogg? 🍾

[ontap]

What a horrible accident!!! Prayers to her family!!!

[Eddie01]

Here, hold my wine and watch this.

[DannyTN]

She was so innocent too!

That’s why I only drink wine from plastic jugs.

Just kidding, I don’t drink at all. Someday they will find me slumped over a diet drink. Dead of missing real sugar, or getting a sugared drink by mistake.

[DannyTN]

Note to self: Never say the words ““We never imagine ...”

[trisham]

Who was it that had the tagline “proudly posting without reading the article since 1998” or something like that? I loved that one. One of the best ever.

[BenLurkin]

You’ve never pics of the dancers at Carnival?

[4yearlurker]

Back in the late 1970s I was in a bar with some buds having a few to many beers. My buddy sitting next to me passed out and his head went down and he chipped his tooth on the beer glass edge. We all laughed and woke him up to buy him a beer.

[Mears]

““proudly posting without reading the article since 1998”

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I missed that one,but it is clever.:-)

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[trisham]

:)

[Flash Bazbeaux]

A guy I knew once years ago, an Afghani immigrant - a funny guy and a damned good draftsman — said “Brazilian women are not built. They are molded.”

[dfwgator]

She’s a ‘White Brazilian’..................

Like Tom Brady's wife.

[Jewbacca]

No, the problem was using towels, which just soak up blood.

Something hard was required, even a palm or fingers, depending on the size of the cut.

I stopped blood from a bombing with a rock and duct tape long enough to get a person to the hospital.

[petro45acp]

Sad, but the moral of the story is...

If yer gonna drink, drink and do nothing else...

or

...red solo cup....

KYPD

[dfwgator]

Literally a bunch of little decisions, and if only one of those decisions was different, would have had an entirely different outcome.

Lots of things out there trying to get us every day, and we don’t even know it.

[j.havenfarm]

Yet another preventable soccer-related death. Who will stop the madness?

[Big Red Badger]

Thanks Doc ,

That goes in my First Aid Kit!