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1 posted on 09/07/2018 10:21:22 AM PDT by Gamecock
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I hate it when that happens.................Niceville is about 12 miles from here...............


30 posted on 09/07/2018 10:41:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (July 2018 - the month the world learns the TRUTH......Q Anon.......Timelines change. Aug 16)
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How many more of these morons are there in states that have legalized marijuana?


32 posted on 09/07/2018 10:48:02 AM PDT by Kazan
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“Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill in Niceville” That’s almost as good a headline as “Headless Body in Topless Bar”!


34 posted on 09/07/2018 10:53:42 AM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
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Never fry bacon naked. Just sayin...


35 posted on 09/07/2018 10:54:35 AM PDT by Noumenon (When all liberals have is a hammer, every problem is a nail in YOUR coffin.)
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It reminds me the time I tried to warm some crispy tortillas in the regular toaster. Not a good idea. I didn't realize crispy tortillas are loaded with oil and burn like a Tiki torch! Don't try this at home, kids!
 
36 posted on 09/07/2018 10:56:33 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie ("Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.")
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Idiocy coupled with mental instability....schweet recipe, yo!


37 posted on 09/07/2018 11:00:42 AM PDT by cranked
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Karl Denninger lives in Niceville.


38 posted on 09/07/2018 11:01:09 AM PDT by Revel
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“the [naked] man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill — which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too”

He probably used his bath towel.


39 posted on 09/07/2018 11:05:55 AM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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Only GAME-COCK would post this story.... (Humor intended)


40 posted on 09/07/2018 11:06:56 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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Never heard of Niceville before but after reading the story I knew it had to be in Floriduh.


41 posted on 09/07/2018 11:07:44 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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Those Libs have got to stop watching the Kavanaugh Confirmation on TV, look where it leads.........


46 posted on 09/07/2018 11:32:59 AM PDT by Lockbox
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What a breakfast.

Sometimes, shrinkage is a good thing.


47 posted on 09/07/2018 11:44:36 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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Florida...

(followed by eye roll and a sigh)


48 posted on 09/07/2018 11:46:27 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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This would make a great country song....


49 posted on 09/07/2018 11:58:02 AM PDT by Fido969 (In!)
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Hillary voter??


51 posted on 09/07/2018 12:22:43 PM PDT by oldtech
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OMG...stupid people....I guess he is one of Gillum’s supporters...


54 posted on 09/07/2018 12:56:34 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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The other day the kid’s burnt the pizza and set off the new automatic fire alarm. And I was embarrassed meeting the firetruck at the driveway even with my clothes on!


56 posted on 09/07/2018 1:02:16 PM PDT by 21twelve
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Ugly Naked Guy from the sitcom Friends?


63 posted on 09/07/2018 2:49:04 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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Florida.


64 posted on 09/07/2018 4:58:02 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Ain't no reaching across the aisle in Hell.)
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The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning.

Yeah, but that couldn't have been a factor, could it?

66 posted on 09/07/2018 5:24:56 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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