Posted on 10/24/2018 7:40:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
Well if he successfully urinated on the electrical outlet he's already faced a 20 amp charge.
Maybe the story got the facts wrong. Maybe he started the fire, then p#ssed on it to put it out.
I know a many who, when was young, urinated on an electric fence one time. No one had to tell him not to do that again.
“During my freshman year in college”
There’s usually an interesting story that follows those 6 words, and yours certainly was one.
Huh, guess code for GFI outlets in bathrooms haven’t caught up to the school yet...
There was a Friends episode in which it served a purpose...
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=friends+the+one+where+monica+gets+peed+on&view=detail&mid=976D1BAC14A7C9B09925976D1BAC14A7C9B09925&FORM=VIRE
Never urinated on an electric fence however I was petting a horse on the nose once that was inside a fence that had an electric fence around it. I reached in a little too far and touched it with my chin of all things at the same time I had my hand on the horses nose, ‘bout knocked me on my can. When I shook the cobwebs the horse was on the other side of the pen looking at me like “you idiot, are you STUPID or what?! That animal never came to me again. lol
Science nerds may not get the sorority girls but their big brains sure do come in useful!
It's not the guy who dared him, it's the one who 'double dog dared' him, they need to find. No one can blame the kid that started the fire, what choice did he have, there's nothing you can do when your double dog dared!
Anyone seen clockboy recently ?
I remember spending the night at a friends house when I was about 14. She was the oldest of 12 at the time. Her little brother came in and peed on the open gas heater, putting it out first thing in the morning. Anyone in the south remember those small gas heaters? Anyway, extremely smelly.
Or a lawnmower spark plug................
About 110 volts AC I'd estimate. Bunches of amps as a side order.
This is re-volting.
Charge him with battery. Sentence? 20 years in a dry cell.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a sudden erg to move my joules.
. . . . while Mrs Clinton sold state secrets to America’s adversaries and walks around free.
apparently starting a coup is not a crime
Just like, “I used to think all your stories were fake until...”
Oh, wait, all those stories were fake.
Never mind.
We removed the soda and put beer in two spots
To avoid detection we put the names of really gross sounding diet soda
On the beer slots
Only a few were in the know
Everything to me was a different beer
Heineken hamms moosehead bud etc
I worked with two guys who had been friends since childhood. One had all kinds of bizarre stories of wild escapades. Once I asked the other guy how many of them were true. He said “Unfortunately, all of them. He’s a walking advertisement for birth control.”
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