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NASA fixes Hubble gyroscope by turning it off and on again
engadget ^ | 10/24/18 | Mariella Moon

Posted on 10/24/2018 10:01:09 AM PDT by LibWhacker

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To: GraceG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtXtIivRRKQ


21 posted on 10/24/2018 10:13:25 AM PDT by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: blueunicorn6

Ah, the OLD power cycle gag.


22 posted on 10/24/2018 10:13:44 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: LibWhacker

Must be running Windows 10.0


23 posted on 10/24/2018 10:13:45 AM PDT by Jimmy The Snake
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To: LibWhacker

Occam’s Razor, proven true again...


24 posted on 10/24/2018 10:20:52 AM PDT by afsnco (18 of 20 in AF JAG)
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To: GraceG

You’re being ethnically incorrect. The tech aid should have been an Indian, not a “Native American,” who can barely speak English, let alone American English. There should also have been a stream of unprintable profanity coming out of the phone from his utterly frustrated American client.


25 posted on 10/24/2018 10:22:08 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: blueunicorn6

I remember hitting my old tv to fix it. It really worked! Just smack it on the side and BINGO! it starts working correctly again. And I say that as the son of a tv repairman. Those were the good old days.


26 posted on 10/24/2018 10:26:45 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

“NASA fixes Hubble gyroscope by turning it off and on again”


Can we try that with the Leftists?


27 posted on 10/24/2018 10:28:02 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“I’m glad they didn’t have to try Plan B — kicking it.”


That’s Plan C.

Plan B is to send up Henry Winkler to give it just the right smack on its side. On his way back, he’s going to go shark surfing.


28 posted on 10/24/2018 10:29:20 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: LibWhacker

Your alternate FR handle could be TVWhacker.

;-)


29 posted on 10/24/2018 10:29:39 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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To: LibWhacker
Needed a bigger hammer


30 posted on 10/24/2018 10:30:04 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: LibWhacker
“Turn it off and on.” The first, best, tried-and-true step that any IT professional recommends.

Back in 2001 I was participating in a big software go-live and I lent my DVD player to the War Room to let them watch movies while they remediated go-live bugs and issues. After 3 days of continuous use, the DVD player started to randomly freeze scenes and/or show digital snow across the movies being played. This room of suppose it geniuses were apologizing to me profusely for breaking my DVD player and I asked him if they were smart enough to unplug it. They said they hadn't and I proceeded to follow my own advice and fixed the problem. That's when I said to him “that's why make the big bucks.” mic-dropped the remote, and walked out.

Anything that runs software and has chip memory will: eventually experience memory leaks that eventually consume enough resources that it choke off the ability to run, experience an error or exception that sends t down a processing rabbit hole, or some other issue that locks it up entirely.

31 posted on 10/24/2018 10:30:59 AM PDT by WMarshal (America First)
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To: LibWhacker

“I remember hitting my old tv to fix it. It really worked! Just smack it on the side and BINGO! it starts working correctly again. And I say that as the son of a tv repairman. Those were the good old days.”


You ever notice how teenagers have this glitch in their occular muscle control, which causes a rolling of the eyes? Smacking them on the side of the head works for that, too (and, generally, the harder the more certain the result).


32 posted on 10/24/2018 10:32:19 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: LibWhacker
To bad you couldn't do that with your Mother-In-Law....


33 posted on 10/24/2018 10:32:49 AM PDT by taildragger ("Do you hear the people Singing? Singing the Songs of Angry Men!")
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To: LibWhacker

One of my former jobs was as a Squadron Communications/Electronics Officer.

One particular type of radio had a problem that was fixed by hitting the front of the radio in a certain spot with the handle of a screwdriver.

The Soldiers thought I was an electronics genius.


34 posted on 10/24/2018 10:32:50 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: pax_et_bonum
Hmmm, that would be a better handle, lol.
35 posted on 10/24/2018 10:33:16 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Ancesthntr

Haha, I bet it would work to bring libs around, too!


36 posted on 10/24/2018 10:34:35 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

And I say that as the son of a tv repairman.


As a lad I remember my dismay when my dad would take our TV apart to repair it. When he’d ground the capacitor with a screwdriver was spectacular. Back when TVs were repaired.


37 posted on 10/24/2018 10:35:07 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: Ancesthntr; LibWhacker

Oops, I hadn’t seen your comment#27 yet... sorry.


38 posted on 10/24/2018 10:37:38 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

Must have been designed and built by Microsoft.

Any failure, reboot and reboot often.


39 posted on 10/24/2018 10:39:09 AM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
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To: hanamizu

It was a good job while it lasted. He never made as much money in anything else he ever did. But I never wanted to do it, myself; he used to make me help him and would say things like, “Libwhacker, hold this wire, but don’t touch the red one or it’ll knock you through the wall.” Scared the heck out of me and I never wanted to follow in his footsteps.


40 posted on 10/24/2018 10:42:58 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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