Posted on 12/01/2018 3:41:03 AM PST by Lazamataz
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When you have that much money, you can have palaces everywhere!
That is true. Especially when you consider what passes for a “palace” in Nigeria or Kenya.
I just saw a European news site that picked up your story.
Interesting post Laz, please allow me to introduce you to my new ridgital currantcy called the Chainsawbuck. In honor of your sefless devotion to truth in advertising I will be happy to furnish you with one hundred brand new Chainsawbucks for only twenty six United States dollars but you must pay in Morgan Silver dollars dated 1878 to 1904, one for each year. I assure you that you will profit greatly from this exchange. Please forward the Morgans to bastart, uh barrista, uh, whatever, Alonzo J. Muckenfuss.
Such a giving guy
Funny!!!
Laz, you outdid yourself here. This is hillarious!
Good day to you sir. I am Mrs. Halaria Swalahari. I am sending you this email in an attempt for your help and assistance at this time.
I am the window of the late Prince Swalahari of Kenya or Nigeria or somewhere. My poor husband recently died and left 16.5 $ US DOLLARS which is now causing me much grief and disconsolation.
You see, officials here will seaze this money unless I can I ask of you to help assist me in transferring these funds to US banks as quick as possible. I thank God or Allah or whoever for your very kind assistance to me as I ask of you this favor in which in which I shall gladly let you keep 1/10 of 28 US MILLION DOLLARS ($3,600,000.00) for your time, trouble, assistance and bank and routing number.
Please to feel free to dialogue with my trusted associate there in the United States Mr. Responsibility2nd. He will act as my liaison to help fulfill the dying wishes of my late husband As he wanted to make you a very rich SOB.
Thank you and God bless.
But,,but, I’m not dead yet!...
Greetings kind person!
I am Nigel Mahanaki, Esq., Nigerian lawyer for person Laz A. Mataz. We have received your too very generous offer by email, and am proudly to accept it. Please forward me the bank routing and account number for Messr. Responsibility2nd, along with special PIN number, and the fundages will be to deposit within 72 hour.
Your kind sincerely,
Nigel Mahanaki, Esq.
Every now and again! :)
Would not be surprised!
Hoping to make the cover of the NYT!
He couldn’t just give it to the Human Fund?
True story. I represent a few Nigerians in Detroit (all Christian) who refer others to me. One man, back in 2010, had a dispute with U.S. Customs over cash seized at an airport (after settling, Customs issued his refund to the wrong party who absconded). So a lawyer with the Foreign Ministry in Nigeria (for some reason) was going to wire me funds on the client’s behalf. All I had to do was provide bank account information. Long story short, I may be one of the few on this board who actually got real U.S. dollars from Nigeria and got to keep it. (The trust account I used had no other funds in it when I sent the account information).
DING, DING, DING... We Have A Winner!!!
That, sir, is a COOL STORY!
You are the 425th Satisfied Customer!™
:)
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