Posted on 01/06/2019 4:11:04 AM PST by sodpoodle
Very Good!
Here’s one more:
A 80 year old guy is out fishing.
He sitting in his boat, by himself, when he hears a voice say, “‘Pick me up.”
He looks around and doesn’t see anybody around.
He thinks he is dreaming when he hears the voice say again, “‘Pick me up.”
He looks in the water and there, floating on the top, is a little green frog.
The old man is bewildered. He cant believe his eyes. He says, “Are you talking to me?”
‘Yes”, the frog says, “I’m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!”
The man looks at the frog for a short time, reached over, picks up the frog carefully, and places it in his front breast pocket.
The frog says, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”
He opens his pocket, looks at the frog and says, “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”
With age comes wisdom.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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