BAby sitter for husband.

[Chode]

[Lean-Right]

Place the shoe on the other foot.
What if it was you leaving every
year for a month? Would you expect
her to overhaul the car’s engine
while you were gone? The tasks you
state should be a shared responsibility.
It sounds to me like you’re bordering
on redneck. If that’s the case, you could
“cuddle” with your wife’s kid sister./s

[grey_whiskers]

Catch up on your FReeping while she’s gone!

[Phillyred]

Mr. K, I’m so sorry! How long ago?

[Jamestown1630]

Well, I found this:

if threatened, a giant anteater can disembowel you with one swipe of its sharp, powerful claws.

(I think I'd go with an armadillo - if I wanted to contract or study leprosy...)

[IronJack]

Man up. Take care of yourself. Is she your wife or your mom?

[JohnBrowdie]

people would condemn the aardvark owner for cruelty, or criticize the aardvark for being unconscionably blind to the duties of aardvarkness. probably someone would be a RINO establishment globalist unipartier; someone always is.

whatever the case, no one would get off free.

[CopperTop]

"..I was left alone with 5 kids under age 6.."

Did y'all ever figure out what was causing those things? d;^)

[Mears]

“Did y’all ever figure out what was causing those things? d;^) “

—

Yep,that was it.:-)

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[Equine1952]

Yeah and all I wanted was for him to stay home and eat ants.

[oldasrocks]

Thanks everyone. I was trying to lighten things up and most of you helped.
No I’m not a good writer. Yes I can and do take care of what little needs to be done around here.

I’m just bored.

[Equine1952]

Sweet!!

[Jamestown1630]

I’m just bored.

Huh. And some here don't value the presence of a good wife in one's life...

[madison10]

She could hire a Ginsburg look-alike. I suggest you learn some home making skills and pamper your wife when she gets home. You lack sufficient gratitude. 😏

[JohnBrowdie]

of course, it’s all so clear now. it wasn’t until years later that aardvark scientists discovered that carpenter ants were a gateway drug to honeypot ants, and then, unavoidably, a life of crime as the addicted aardvark tried to support his habit.

of course, if they just legalized fire ants (which are no worse than wood ants, and wood ants have been legal since prohibition was repealed), the lure of carpenter ants would lose it’s luster. lousy bible pounding neocon crony capitalist war mongers.

[Jamestown1630]

LOL! This has to be THE post of the thread...

[Vermont Lt]

You are lucky she keeps coming back. Maybe this time she won’t.

[Equine1952]

Ever notice everything comes back to the beginning, of funk and Wagnels? Who put the aard in vark?

[Bullish]

I’m “feeling” it’s going to cost you a lot of money. It historically always has.

[terart]

I am so sorry to hear that :( ...I hope that one day soon you find happiness again. It’s a hard road...