Obesity storm in a double-D cup: More than half bras sold... 36DD up... from 34B just 11 years ago

Daily Mail ^ | 13 February 2019 | Zoie O'brien

[outofsalt]

"Those aren’t breasts! They’re flotation devices!"

The old style inflatable life vests were called Mae West,

[Lurker]

“I guess all those pink “Save the TaTas” stickers I see are working...”

Got one on the gun safe. Mom is a survivor. It’s right underneath the Proud Deplorable bumper sticker we got from LaRue.

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[ebshumidors]

Haven’t you seen fat women with no boobs? The worst!

[John O]

This phenomenon benefits the assmen, too.

Not really. A fat ass is not a good ass.

[central_va]

Some guys are leg men, some are a$$ men. I am an a$$ man. How do I know this? Because my whole life everyone has been saying to me, “You’re an a$$, man!”.

[GailA]

BRAS, they went to 'natural fit' and the suckers let you sag.

Every notice those larger busted models or actresses in their late 20's SAG because their Implants are to LARGE for their bodies, and they don't wear real bras, just skimpy no support ones? That swimsuit top might as well just be a Pasty Pole Dancers wear.

I was a 5' 130 lb 40 D at 15. I'm 70 now, still wear the same 40 D, but the new bras don't support like the Old ones did.

[9YearLurker]

Ha ha!

[posterchild]

Thanks for noting that. I missed it the first time around.

[Ancesthntr]

“Well, I’m a leg guy myself.”

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“Leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I have legs.”
Seinfeld - The Implant

[Buckeye McFrog]

Obesity storm or plastic surgeons.
Can’t quite be sure.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I used to live not far from the Dow Corning plant in Midland, Michigan where all of the silicone breast implants were made.

Always wondered what it would be like to work there.

“I pulled third shift on the “D” cup line and the conveyor seized up. Helluva mess!”

[mad_as_he$$]

A trip to Walmart should confirm for you that there are fewer surgeons involved than cutlery manufactures.

[Reily]

Our society has achieved what before was a historical impossibility - fat poor!

The poor are supposed to suffer from the diseases of malnutrition not obesity!

A lot of reasons, sedentary life style (even for the poor!), sugar subsidies & EBT cards that have no standards as to what they can buy. There’s probably other reasons.

[Mastador1]

Man it's not just obesity, it's all the hormones in chicken and beef, or are you gonna tell me it's Darwin at work with girls having boobs twice as big(okay exaggeration, maybe)as when I was in high school over forty some years ago?

And just why would anyone want to put a bra on their Boobies anyway?

[ßuddaßudd]

¿ who remembers I L B Ts ?

[metmom]

That could backfire.

[outofsalt]

Is that you, Joe?

[Songcraft]

"I’m here for the pictures."

Ok -- here's a picture of an extremely obese man who badly needs a set of double-d moob bags...

       

[central_va]

No neck and big boobs is no way to go through life.

[Songcraft]

You're right.   (Now that you mention it, it looks like his neck just receded all the way into his neck socket, then pushed out his moobs!)