Man Sentenced To 47 Years In Prison Reacts By Punching His Lawyer

Yahoo ^ | 11/23/19

[NFHale]

“...It gets tiring when nothing seems to change....”

You’re not alone, brother...

[SaveFerris]

Next time in Subway ask for “the Jussie Smollett Special”.

[Grampa Dave]

Maybe this might be a good start!

[Flaming Conservative]

Large balloon message over the perp’s hear -— “It’s his own fault! I woudena done it, if he haddena got me convicted!”

[Cvengr]

What’s the difference between the Subway Sandwich Bread and Jussie Smollett’s story?

The Subway Sandwich bread is fully baked, while Smollett’s story is ‘Half-Baked’.

[Cowboy Bob]

Courtroom security pounced on Chislton and subdued him.

Seems to be a popular word this month.

[SaveFerris]

lol

[dp0622]

Especially with this gay/black assault farce going on.

I only found out about the whole thing after he had been outed (no pun intended).

I can’t imagine I would have believed such a nonsensical story had I read about the reported crime when this jerk reported it.

Freezing night in Chicago no less is the perfect time commit a hate crime.

Too stupid.

Go to school. Get a job. Leave me alone.

And stop crying like b.tches.

[Flick Lives]

“I turned to him because I was about to tell him that I will come and meet with him privately to see if there was anything we could do to reduce the sentence,” Brockler told WKYC. “But before I could even open my mouth I just heard a swoosh sound.”

Filing this under "no good deed goes unpunished".

[thoughtomator]

if this is what they get when being represented, they’ve not much to lose by trying

[SoCal Pubbie]

It’s a hard knock life.

[boycott]

I wonder how much that lawyer cost TAXPAYERS defending that wild beast.

We’re the ones picking up the bill for their dog and pony show.

[Libloather]

"Hey Pop, the time you hit Hazen in the mouth, was it worth 30 years?"

"For me it was."

[PAR35]

Sounds like decent grounds to file a motion to withdraw as counsel of record.

[PAR35]

Hope you need a lawyer some day and can’t find a decent one to represent you.

[CodeToad]

“45 years, Mister! Do you hear me! Do want to go for 43??!!”

[CodeToad]

“Hope you need a lawyer some day and can’t find a decent one to represent you.”

Well, heck, why would it change later? We can’t find a decent one today.

[bgill]

He’ll sue the state (the tax payers) for damages and a doctor’s bill.

[ravenwolf]

47 years is a heap big sentence for slapping the tar ouf of a woman who probably needed it and setting a little ole fire.

[EveningStar]

Video: Watch criminal defendant attack his own attorney after he gets 45 years in prison